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Offline thundley4

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Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
« on: March 19, 2009, 10:53:33 AM »
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Boy's Father Says Punishment Too Steep
LAKELAND, Fla. -- A Polk County teenage student has been suspended from school because he intentionally passed gas, according to school officials.
The Lakeland Ledger reported that 15-year-old Jonathon Locked Jr. was suspended from Bill Duncan Opportunity School under a school district rule against disruptive behavior.
School officials said the teen repeatedly passed gas to make other children laugh. They said the smell also made it difficult to breathe.
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This just reeks .
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Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2009, 11:02:47 AM »
 :lmao:   I'm sorry but he's a teenager, and a boy.  Not like he's gonna stop rippin' 'em as he gets older. 
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Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2009, 11:05:49 AM »
You're right thundley, there's a nasty smell about this story.
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Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2009, 11:07:32 AM »
Quote from: bijou on March 19, 2009, 11:05:49 AM
You're right thundley, there's a nasty smell about this story.
Well, I'm glad the press got wind of this one. 
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Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2009, 11:10:21 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 19, 2009, 11:07:32 AM
Well, I'm glad the press got wind of this one. 


it's just a passing phase...
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Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2009, 11:10:40 AM »
Wait to see the noon "breaking" news.
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Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2009, 11:13:35 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 19, 2009, 11:10:40 AM
Wait to see the noon "breaking" news.
It'll cause quite a flap.
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Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2009, 11:14:13 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on March 19, 2009, 11:10:21 AM

it's just a passing phase...
But who nose what he'll get up to next?
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Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2009, 11:14:47 AM »
Quote from: bijou on March 19, 2009, 11:14:13 AM
But who nose what he'll get up to next?
If it's not one thing it's the odor with these kids.
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Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2009, 11:22:27 AM »
Cut the cheesy puns. Kids a victim of nothing butt trumpet up charges IMHO.

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Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2009, 11:26:01 AM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on March 19, 2009, 11:22:27 AM
Cut the cheesy puns. Kids a victim of nothing butt trumpet up charges IMHO.

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You tired of cracks like these?   :-)
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Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2009, 11:32:17 AM »
I'm going to remain silent (bud deadly) on this issue, I think.
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Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2009, 11:34:41 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on March 19, 2009, 11:32:17 AM
I'm going to remain silent (bud deadly) on this issue, I think.
Aww, yer just pullin' my finger leg.   :-)
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Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2009, 11:41:28 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 19, 2009, 11:26:01 AM
You tired of cracks like these?   :-)

Some folks just like to toot their own horn I guess.


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Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2009, 11:48:12 AM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on March 19, 2009, 11:41:28 AM
Some folks just like to toot their own horn I guess.


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...others just don't give a poot.    :tongue:
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Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2009, 11:55:33 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 19, 2009, 11:48:12 AM
...others just don't give a poot.    :tongue:

Wow. That's going to leave a mark.  :uhsure:
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Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2009, 11:59:44 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on March 19, 2009, 11:55:33 AM
Wow. That's going to leave a mark.  :uhsure:
...only if you are on the skids.   :-)
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Re: Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2009, 12:08:14 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 19, 2009, 11:59:44 AM
...only if you are on the skids.   :-)

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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
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