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B&E thug gets shot- Woodbutcher gets bitch slapped.
« on: March 18, 2009, 08:26:51 AM »
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Fire_Medic_Dave  (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-18-09 12:48 AM
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One burglar shot, another stabbed in Woodbridge
 Police say one burglar was shot and another stabbed breaking into a Woodbridge home Sunday night.

James Baumann Jr., 28, and Jason Lewis Presley, 32, are accused in a burglary in the 15100 block of Georgia Road about 11:30 p.m. Police say one of them was armed with a knife.

The 41-year-old resident of the house heard the burglars and went to investigate, said Erika Hernandez, Prince William police spokeswoman.

When the victim saw the two men, a fight ensued. Police said the resident grabbed a knife from one of the burglars and stabbed him.

Baumann suffered stab wounds and the victim had cuts on various parts of his body, Hernandez said.

After fighting one burglar, the victim grabbed his shotgun and shot the second burglar as he attempted to run.



http://www.insidenova.com/isn/news/local/article/one_bu... /


I think I would have gotten the shotgun before getting in a knife fight. Glad everyone is going to be ok. Hope they prosecute the home invaders to the maximum extent of the law.
 

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flvegan  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-18-09 12:52 AM
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1. Agreed on getting the gauge first, investigating second.
 I see stupid ADP security ads every day here where some idiot is breaking in and the first thing the people do is pick up the phone from the alarm company's call.

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1 (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-18-09 01:00 AM
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7. ha! and the adp call is within seconds of the break in. the bad guy always runs away...
 i am 100% in agreement with my bff flvegan on this one. get your gun. check things out. then pick up the adp call.

i'm pretty sure "shoot the bad guy" falls in there somewhere in the above sentence, but adp has me convinced that the bad guy will always run away upon hearing that alarm go off...
 

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flvegan  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-18-09 01:21 AM
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27. Not even seconds.
 It's like *smash* one-onethousa *ring ring*. Please.

And wtf with calling the house first? I get how it works, but seriously...a timeline in real life...

*smash*
ADP calls, phone rings for 20 seconds with no answer
*ADP calls police
takes 45 seconds to get a report to send a car out
*car en route
10 minutes before the cops get there

Going on 12 minutes. Yeah, I'm getting the Mossberg first.

TBH, if I had ADP, why answer the phone? If they'll send the police more quickly if I don't, why answer?

My favorite? The one where the young girl is home alone right after the parents have left. Crim tries to break in, ADP calls and says "okay, we're calling your parents" Wait, what? Why the parents and not the cops? Idiots.
 

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Ichingcarpenter  (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-18-09 12:58 AM
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6. Just more work for medics that deal with fire
 
Good thing you never talk of health care

Guns?

Wow!!!!!
 
Ichingcarpenter  (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-18-09 01:03 AM
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8. Just as the bullet ripped through the skin into the soft flesh of the human
 Some people try to justify this


1 (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-18-09 01:06 AM
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10. yeah, better we have more work for coroners, dealing with the dead bodies of home invasions... 
 Good thing you never talk about poor folks...

you got health insurance, carpenter?

Wow!!!!!
 
Ichingcarpenter  (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-18-09 01:12 AM
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14. Good thing you never talk about poor folks...?????
 WTF is that statement? Mr. 1?


You don't know me at this site but I know you.

As others do.
 
Fire_Medic_Dave  (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-18-09 01:13 AM
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16. No one died.
Ichingcarpenter  (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-18-09 01:15 AM
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19. You are such a medic? Aren't you?
 
NOt!
Fire_Medic_Dave  (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-18-09 01:16 AM
Response to Reply #19
21. Yes, since 1989. Thanks

1 (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-18-09 01:09 AM
Response to Reply #9
13. don't worry, Squatch... Ichingcarpenter will be there to take care of the situation. oh, wait...


Ichingcarpenter  (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-18-09 01:14 AM
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17. You just called me out........Now you will be destroyed
 
ASAP

1 (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-18-09 01:21 AM
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24. just dont shoot me! i heard your "adp" alarm. i dropped my crowbar. took off my ski mask...
 do you see the fear in my eyes as i run away from this "post" invasion?

adp: *ring, ring, ring* "Ichingcarpenter, are you alright?"

ic: "no! someone just called me out on a thread!"

adp: "i'm sending skinner to pizza his ass. just relax..."
 

Bitch slap. :tongue:

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Ichingcarpenter  (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-18-09 01:55 AM
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51. My Aren't you the idiot?
 

LIsten Folks.......... he named me and the fricking mod
didn't do shit. This guy is not a democrat.

Now, let me see who mods now?


with my secret software.
 
Ghost in the Machine  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-18-09 02:48 AM
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65. "Now you will be destroyed"....
   


Gawd I love this place!
 

No TS's as of yet. Don't think it's gonna happen.


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Re: B&E thug gets shot- Woodbutcher gets bitch slapped.
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2009, 12:36:26 PM »
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LIsten Folks.......... he named me and the fricking mod
didn't do shit. This guy is not a democrat.
Not a democrat?
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Re: B&E thug gets shot- Woodbutcher gets bitch slapped.
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2009, 02:04:19 PM »
It is ADT dumbasses not ADP. Geez
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.