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Offline Chris_

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Florida Man Wearing 'I Heart My Marriage' Shirt Arrested for Allegedly Choking Wife

A man accused of choking his wife after a heated argument probably should have dressed differently.

Bradley Gellert, 32, an Ameriprise financial consultant, was wearing a T-shirt bearing the phrase "I Heart My Marriage" when he was arrested on a charge of domestic battery by strangulation, according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office.

Gellert screamed and threw various items at the victim before grabbing her neck and choking her, according to a police report obtained by TheSmokingGun.com.

The shirt was reportedly a promotional item for the 2008 Kirk Cameron film "Fireproof."

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Maybe he does love his marriage, just not his wife.   There are many times that I say I love my job, but hate the idiots I work with.  :-)

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I'd hate to have that dullest knife as my "Ameriprise financial consultant."  I suspect he won't have many female clients. :whatever: