Does anyone really know just what REALLY happened to Andy?
(Does anyone really give a ....)
In reply to the second sentence, nah.
The late red round one was preliminarily diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in late November, early December, 2004.
The late red round one underwent surgery in Seattle in late February, early March, 2005.
At that time, it was determined it was too late.
News with which the late red round one accepted with calmness and equanimity.
The "fund-raiser," which had purposes other than raising money for medical treatment for the late red round one, started at 3:30 in the afternoon, central time, April 28, 2005.
The late red round one had never sought medical treatment at Johns Hopkins.
Until a month before he died of a post-operative infection in early July 2005, the late red round one was visiting friends on the eastern coast, staying at the palatial Streisandian digs of the Leona Helmsley of DUmmieland, the "flyarm" primitive, in New Jersey.
The late red round one was never especially interested in the "fund-raiser," making only few, odd, and erratic appearances while Doug's ex-wife was carrying it on.
I think Doug's ex-wife owes an explanation, and an apology, to her fellow primitives on Skins's island--and to my fellow alum Skins, whose island's reputation was stained, ruined by her half-baked prank--but it's alas too late for that now, Doug's ex-wife having some time ago degenerated into premature and severe arteriosclerosis from the overuse and abuse of mind-altering pharmaceuticals, and so she has no idea what happened.
Does anybody give a ****?
No.
