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Re: Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2009, 01:59:41 PM »


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Re: Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2009, 02:32:33 PM »
I was gonna make a joke about skid marks and being shitfaced but thought it too obvious! :-)



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Re: Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2009, 02:48:18 PM »


Never stopped anyone before.
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Re: Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2009, 02:51:06 PM »
Is it just me or does that picture not match?  I mean, I've seen "mature" looking 18-year olds before, but dayum!
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Re: Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2009, 03:27:37 PM »
Is it just me or does that picture not match?  I mean, I've seen "mature" looking 18-year olds before, but dayum!

I thought the same thing. Looks awfully old for an 18-year old.
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