Mud-eating dog-impersonator arrested over drugs

[bijou]

Police in Louisiana arrested a man last Thursday after he was seen eating mud on his hands and knees while growling like a dog.

The 32-year-old man, from Texas, was arrested in Mansfield, Louisiana after construction workers saw him acting like a dog, and a woman who was accompanying him said he had been walking around eating dog food.

While arresting the man, authorities say they found a bottle of PCP, half a pound of marijuana, and a quarter of an ounce of crack in the man's possession.

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Unaccountably there is no Florida connection. 

[Eupher]

I hope the critter was up on his rabies shots. No mention of a collar or a dog tag. Was he microchipped? Calling his owners might be the humane thing to do.

[bijou]

I hope the critter was up on his rabies shots. No mention of a collar or a dog tag. Was he microchipped? Calling his owners might be the humane thing to do.

If you were the owner and he escaped, would you really want him returned? 

[Eupher]

If you were the owner and he escaped, would you really want him returned? 

yes, if only to put him under observation. He might've been bitten by a rabid fox.

Or human.