Sex-starved woman faces jail

[bijou]

A SEX-starved woman could be jailed after making 700 calls to the emergency services, local army headquarters and the town council demanding a man for sex.

Hanna Wozniak, 42, from Koszalin in central Poland could be jailed for up to a year. After police traced the calls back to her home, she told them: “I was desperate for sex. It’s been so long since I had someone in my bed.”

Police who said she had been charged with wasting emergency services’ time and making threatening phone calls said she had told phone operators that she would happily start a fire if it meant a hunky fireman would come round for sex afterwards.

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Emergency!

[Lord Undies]

Sounds like my brother's ex-wife.  If they need her fingerprints they can dust my butt.

[Chris_]

Sounds like my brother's ex-wife.  If they need her fingerprints they can dust my butt.

Now THAT's funny! Laughed out loud...my cat's looking at me all weird now. For some reason laughing out loud makes them freak.

Cindie

[DumbAss Tanker]

Geeze, you wouldn't think it'd be that tough for her to find some Pole.

 

[mamacags]

 
I don't know why.

[RedTail]

I don't know why.

Do you REALLY want to see a woman that needs help of the extreme variety in getting laid? In POLAND?


*TKay*

[Chris_]

ok

[Taxman]

Wonder what her DU name is.

[Scoobie]

huh.....interesting....

http://www.myspace.com/hannawozniak

[Atomic Lib Smasher]

huh.....interesting....

http://www.myspace.com/hannawozniak

I saw the same thing when I looked up the story. I think she just did it for publicity though. I mean, if this chick ain't done the matress mambo in a year, maybe something's really wrong with her like... she might have a tail or something.  :clueless:

[Lord Undies]

I saw the same thing when I looked up the story. I think she just did it for publicity though. I mean, if this chick ain't done the matress mambo in a year, maybe something's really wrong with her like... she might have a tail or something.  :clueless:

Then there was the little girl who would stand out in her yard all day and cry because she didn't have a wee-wee like her brother and his friends.  A nice neighbor lady tried to help her with kind words, but it was no use.  The little girl would cry all day.

Then one day the neighbor lady looked out to see the little girl skipping and laughing and having a great time.  The lady went out to see what caused this great change.  The little girl told the neighbor lady her mama had told her a special secret.  The little girl then raised up her dress and pointed to her privates.  She said her mama told her as long as she has one of these she can get all the wee-wees she wants.

[Chris_]

huh.....interesting....

http://www.myspace.com/hannawozniak

I saw the same thing when I looked up the story. I think she just did it for publicity though. I mean, if this chick ain't done the matress mambo in a year, maybe something's really wrong with her like... she might have a tail or something.  :clueless:

I'd hit it.

[THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ!]

huh.....interesting....

http://www.myspace.com/hannawozniak

I saw the same thing when I looked up the story. I think she just did it for publicity though. I mean, if this chick ain't done the matress mambo in a year, maybe something's really wrong with her like... she might have a tail or something.  :clueless:

I'd hit it.

[DumbAss Tanker]

I wouldn't bet on the page and the woman in the story being the same person, though it might be a pic of her 20 years ago since she is supposed to be 42.
A name like 'Hanna Wozniak' is about as common in Poland as 'Brenda Johnson' woudl be here. 

[Carl]

huh.....interesting....

http://www.myspace.com/hannawozniak

I saw the same thing when I looked up the story. I think she just did it for publicity though. I mean, if this chick ain't done the matress mambo in a year, maybe something's really wrong with her like... she might have a tail or something.  :clueless:

I'd hit it.

Something spooky about that look though.

[Lord Undies]

I wouldn't bet on the page and the woman in the story being the same person, though it might be a pic of her 20 years ago since she is supposed to be 42.
A name like 'Hanna Wozniak' is about as common in Poland as 'Brenda Johnson' woudl be here. 

My first serious girlfriend's name was Brenda Johnson.  That was in fifth grade.    

[Chris_]

I wouldn't bet on the page and the woman in the story being the same person, though it might be a pic of her 20 years ago since she is supposed to be 42.
A name like 'Hanna Wozniak' is about as common in Poland as 'Brenda Johnson' woudl be here. 

My first serious girlfriend's name was Brenda Johnson.  That was in fifth grade.   

Well, why in the hell did she change her name to "Hanna Wozniak" and make herself such a whore? What did you do to her???