The taxpayers carry MY ass just as much as they carry yours !!! Now, STFU and get your ass out of bed!! 
Yeah, you're right. I'm a lazy good-for-nothin'.

I'm up at 0500 workdays, NLT 0600 weekends.
That's a real luxury sleeping in to 0600, I can tell you!
On the subject of the taxpayers carrying our collective asses, they don't do that. We carried them a long, long time. And we can always be recalled to do more carrying.

Now, go back to bed and sleep it off.