Welcome Flint!
In the PC effort to preserve fairness, the phrase "yo ho ho" is banned around here. Since Santa can't say "ho ho ho" w/o the PC police getting their panties in a knot, we can't have you running around cat calling us fine CC women!
A few other rules apply here as well:
1) your bottle(s) of rum will be checked at the door
2) your vast wealth, referred to as "booty" will also be checked in at the door
3) the term "booty" will NOT be used to describe the women here
This *ahem* gentleman has, within a short period of time, managed to get himself stereotyped. I trust you'll be on your best behavior so as not to share his fate.
... And really, what's this shit about "a pirates life for me" ? Totally selfish and it will NOT be tolerated! Conform to the hive's ways and all will be well.
I'm sure you understand, after all, we are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.