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Offline Chris_

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Lessons in Leasing
« on: February 11, 2008, 10:51:25 PM »
http://cbs5.com/local/auto.loan.defaults.2.645976.html

1.  Lie on your application, regarding your income.
2.  Deposit nearly all of your life savings, on a car.
3.  Seek out a car worth 100k, while living on disability.

4.  Blame others, because its not working out  :thatsright:

ITS JUST NOT FAIR!
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Re: Lessons in Leasing
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2008, 11:37:44 PM »
OMG!!!  What a maroon!  How stupid can you be?!?!?  Why, WHY the hell would you put down your ENTIRE RETIREMENT SAVINGS on a freaking CAR! 

 :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:


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Re: Lessons in Leasing
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2008, 08:51:54 AM »
She's stupid and deserves everything she gets!

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Re: Lessons in Leasing
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2008, 08:54:21 AM »
It's all about da bling, baby!

Where's "da gub'mint" to bail my dumb ass out?
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Re: Lessons in Leasing
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2008, 08:57:14 AM »
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"I'm greatly embarrassed," Vivian said. "I should have looked over the contract better."

Not committing fraud by overstating your income is a good option too.  :whatever:

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Re: Lessons in Leasing
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2008, 07:47:31 PM »
OMG!!!  What a maroon!  How stupid can you be?!?!?  Why, WHY the hell would you put down your ENTIRE RETIREMENT SAVINGS on a freaking CAR! 

Not even for a car, to own... but just to rent/lease  :o :o :banghead: people like this make me  :bawl: than followed by  :lmao:

Damn.  Just damn.  If she's that frickin' stoopid, it's amazing the Nigerians didn't already have the $30,000.
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Re: Lessons in Leasing
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2008, 11:10:59 PM »
OMG!!!  What a maroon!  How stupid can you be?!?!?  Why, WHY the hell would you put down your ENTIRE RETIREMENT SAVINGS on a freaking CAR! 


The point in leasing a car is to put a small down payment and lower the monthly payments. Never heard of someone putting down almost 30% down on a lease.
The dealership took advantage of this stupid woman by falsifying her income. 

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Re: Lessons in Leasing
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2008, 05:13:04 AM »
OMG!!!  What a maroon!  How stupid can you be?!?!?  Why, WHY the hell would you put down your ENTIRE RETIREMENT SAVINGS on a freaking CAR! 


The point in leasing a car is to put a small down payment and lower the monthly payments. Never heard of someone putting down almost 30% down on a lease.
The dealership took advantage of this stupid woman by falsifying her income. 

If I understood what they were saying correctly, they really have some brass balls to be blaming BMW Credit for the whole thing for not catching their lies.
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