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Offline bijou

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Man Could Be Obtaining Urine Away From County
« on: March 12, 2009, 05:51:41 PM »


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COLUMBUS, Ohio — A judge said Wednesday that she suspects a man with a history of collecting and drinking boys' urine could be doing so in areas outside of Franklin County.

Franklin County Municipal Court Judge Carrie Glaeden said Alan Patton could try to obtain urine from other areas in order to stay away from authorities who are familiar with him, 10TV's Maureen Kocot reported.

"(Patton's) not familiar to law enforcement and businesses outside of Franklin County," Glaeden said. "So it's just a suspicion that he's probably traveling to another county to engage in this behavior."


Glaeden's made the comments while appearing before an Ohio Senate committee on Wednesday. Her appearance came as lawmakers consider legislation that would make collecting a person's bodily fluids without their permission against the law.

A bill was originally introduced last year after Patton was arrested while trying to obtain urine from a public restroom at Sports Ohio in Dublin. According to police, Patton shut off water to urinals and placed cups inside to collect urine.

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Re: Man Could Be Obtaining Urine Away From County
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2009, 05:55:46 PM »
 :wtf2: :wtf3: :puke:

Seriously!?!?!??!?!?! :mental:
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Re: Man Could Be Obtaining Urine Away From County
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2009, 06:06:01 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on March 12, 2009, 05:55:46 PM
:wtf2: :wtf3: :puke:

Seriously!?!?!??!?!?! :mental:
Yup, I couldn't think of a single thing to add to the story.
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Re: Man Could Be Obtaining Urine Away From County
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2009, 06:13:39 PM »
That is seriously messed up.

The police must be really pissed off with him by now.

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Re: Man Could Be Obtaining Urine Away From County
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2009, 06:36:51 PM »
That is one seriously messed up dude.
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Re: Man Could Be Obtaining Urine Away From County
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2009, 07:19:34 PM »
this is a capitalist country, so far, why doesn't he just offer cash for piss?
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Re: Man Could Be Obtaining Urine Away From County
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2009, 08:42:31 PM »
Gives a whole new meaning to "Here's looking at you kid."
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Re: Man Could Be Obtaining Urine Away From County
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2009, 09:03:08 PM »
Figures tonight I'm drinking Bud instead of wine.  :lmao: Why the Hell did I click into this thread anyway?
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Re: Man Could Be Obtaining Urine Away From County
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2009, 09:43:49 PM »
We columbusians are sooo proud of our uncle p-p

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Re: Man Could Be Obtaining Urine Away From County
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2009, 11:17:25 AM »
So, you're only supposed to obtain urine from the county you're in?








On edit: C'mon, someone has to get it.

« Last Edit: March 13, 2009, 01:21:31 PM by MarshallLaw »
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Re: Man Could Be Obtaining Urine Away From County
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2009, 01:01:11 PM »
Quote from: MarshallLaw on March 13, 2009, 11:17:25 AM
So, you're only supposed to obtain said substance from the county you're in?











Domestic vs imported???  WTH?
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Re: Man Could Be Obtaining Urine Away From County
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2009, 03:51:23 PM »
Quote from: MarshallLaw on March 13, 2009, 11:17:25 AM
So, you're only supposed to obtain urine from the county you're in?



h5 for the worse pun ever.
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Re: Man Could Be Obtaining Urine Away From County
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2009, 05:01:37 PM »
Quote from: 9outof10 on March 13, 2009, 03:51:23 PM
h5 for the worse pun ever.
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