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Offline thundley4

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Hubby burns his wife's lingerie
« on: March 11, 2009, 11:10:27 AM »
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A JEALOUS husband set his home ablaze by putting a match to a pile of his wife’s sexy undies.
Boozed-up Clive Cocks, 48, believed his missus Jacqueline had been using the lingerie to turn on a lover, a court heard.

The dad of two started the fire after a row but then got cold feet.

And helped by son Stuart, 15, he doused the flames before firefighters arrived.

Cocks, of Redhill, Surrey, admitted arson that recklessly endangered life and damaging a police cell after his arrest.

He was given a suspended 12-month jail sentence at Guildford Crown Court.
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Re: Hubby burns his wife's lingerie
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2009, 11:11:58 AM »
Guess he had a "thing" for hot pants.   :-)
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Re: Hubby burns his wife's lingerie
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2009, 11:12:37 AM »
wow.

I'm most shocked that this did NOT happen in Florida.
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Re: Hubby burns his wife's lingerie
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2009, 11:16:42 AM »
If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
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Re: Hubby burns his wife's lingerie
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2009, 11:23:47 AM »
I'm just happy he wasn't wearing the stuff before he set a match to it.
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