How does this alleged "seperation of church and state" even work on a practical level?
LIBERAL: Okay, all you Christians! *clapping hands frantically* Hello-o-o! Christians! Eyes up here please.
Now, I know you hold all human life in the highest regards. It's sweet, really and I'm feeling your vibe but we have this whole seperation of church and state thing.
CHRISTIAN #1: Since when?
LIBERAL: *pointing* Okay, hush, you; I'm speaking here.
CHRISTIAN #1: I'm asking a question.
LIBERAL: *scolding* When I'm done.
CHRISTIAN #1: But you never shut-up.
LIBERAL: Okay, so, we have this seperation thingy going on. Apparently some of you didn't get the memo but be that as it may we need you all note that if your pastor, minister or mufti...
CHRISTIAN #2: Muftis are for Islam.
LIBERAL: WhatEVER. God, you people are so rude. So if your pastor or rabbi...
CHRISTIAN #2: Rabbis are jewish.
LIBERAL: Look little mister, my parents dragged me to Sunday school every week until I was 10, I think I know what I'm talking about.
Now, if your pastor says that thingy in a woman's tummy is a live baby we need you to vote pro-abortion.
CHRISTIANS: *in unison* Wha--?
LIBERAL: Well, we can't have you voting along with whatever your guru says *pre-emptively points and glowers at CHRISTIAN #2* because...because that would be unconstitutional so we need you to vote opposite of whatever your preacher or Bible says.
CHRISTIAN #3: Do the jews have to live by this rule?
LIBERAL: Non-Israeli jews? M-m-m-maybe not.
CHRISTIAN #4: Can we still have manger scenes for Christmas on public property?
LIBERAL: Oh God no! That could upset people...maybe make them ask questions and stuff.
CHRISTIAN #5: We got some Muslim kids at my university wanting segregated footbaths for their prayers; does that fit under your rule?
LIBERAL: *scowling* Don't be a racist asshole. Seriously.
CHRISTIAN #6: Why are you doing this?
LIBERAL: Because it's wrong for you to tell people how to think, act, feel and vote.
CHRISTIAN #6: You mean it's wrong for people to express themselves?
LIBERAL: *chuckling* No-o-o, you silly girl. I didn't say PEOPLE. I said YOU!