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Offline LC EFA

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Guns should be re-tooled.
« on: March 11, 2009, 01:07:47 AM »
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Renwiick  (194 posts)    Tue Mar-10-09 10:34 PM
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Guns should be re-tooled.
   
Guns should not be instruments of death. Gun should be neutralizers.

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Fire_Medic_Dave  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-10-09 10:40 PM
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4. How would you retool guns to make them less lethal?
   
Renwiick (194 posts) Tue Mar-10-09 10:43 PM
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8. A rubber bullet designed to break the skin and release a sleeping agent

Now that's some funny stuff right there.

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vadawg  Donating Member  (427 posts) Tue Mar-10-09 10:43 PM
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9. fit each gun with someone who knows what they are doing and are legal to own one
   
according to statistics. The grab a gun crowd are nuts if they believe that people are going to give up their rights when it comes to guns.

Cool, now the home invader can ventilate my skull, while I am busy punching the pin code into the trigger lock.

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readmoreoften  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Tue Mar-10-09 11:01 PM
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20. Kinda like a TASER!!!
   
And there we have it. The world is full of answers.

Taser Vs .45ACP = ?

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vadawg  Donating Member  (427 posts) Tue Mar-10-09 11:06 PM
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26. seems like a good idea, but i want my wife to be able to use any weapon i own anytime
   
it would mean both of us having to wear rings that im sure the bad guys could defeat anyway. i have found the best way to secure your weapon is to always carry it on you,

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BostonMa  (116 posts) Tue Mar-10-09 11:31 PM
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32. What a heman

What a whiny little bitch !

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Tejas  (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-10-09 11:25 PM
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30. What about the guns that criminals already possess?
   
Just curious, does your fantasy include them marrily dropping their guns off at the local Police station?

Anyway, run your idea by the Military and get back to us, and and while you're at it, ask your local LEO. Hopefully he won't summon the men in the white coats to cart you off.

You forget that in the Magic Pony Kingdom criminals will hand back their weapons as they don't want to be seen as lawbreakers.  :lmao:


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Re: Guns should be re-tooled.
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2009, 01:15:18 AM »
Rubber bullets are widely availible and already in use.  As for the "neutralizing agent", isn't that the whole point of a lead bullet?  :hammer:

I suppose it should shoot out happy feelings and magic pixie dust.
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Re: Guns should be re-tooled.
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2009, 01:26:23 AM »
Rubber bullets are widely availible and already in use.  As for the "neutralizing agent", isn't that the whole point of a lead bullet?  :hammer:

I suppose it should shoot out happy feelings and magic pixie dust.

Ideally, one wave of the Magic Pony Wandâ„¢ would vanquish any opponent.

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Re: Guns should be re-tooled.
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2009, 06:36:58 AM »
Rubber bullets....hmmmm....When they make a gun that'll throw a 4,000 pound earthmover tire at 2,800 fps, I'll be down for that.
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Re: Guns should be re-tooled.
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2009, 07:06:03 AM »
Rubber bullets....hmmmm....When they make a gun that'll throw a 4,000 pound earthmover tire at 2,800 fps, I'll be down for that.

'Rubber bullet' guns are like tear-gas greande launchers or attachments for other guns like those golf-ball shooters you can attach to an AR or other rifle.  The projos aren't exactly earth-mover tires, but they are pretty doggone sizable.
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Re: Guns should be re-tooled.
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2009, 07:56:06 AM »
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readmoreoften  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Tue Mar-10-09 11:01 PM
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20. Kinda like a TASER!!!
   
And there we have it. The world is full of answers.

You tools should be re-tooled because just down the road we read:


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Poll question: Do you support cops using tasers as a means to subdue people?
 Edited on Wed Mar-11-09 06:30 AM by cboy4
I ask because this a television news sweeps month (it's usually in February, but was moved to March because of the anticipated switchover from analog to digital) -- and one of the favorite, and most mocked ratings stunts is for a reporter or anchor to be tased on camera to draw ratings.

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Poll result (25 votes) 
OPPOSED. Seem dangerous & too many cops over do it  (16 votes, 64%) Vote
SUPPORT. Better than police batons and other means of force  (5 votes, 20%) Vote
Mixed feelings. Sometimes they're necessary. But I don't know  (4 votes, 16%) Vote
Other  (0 votes, 0%)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5228998

Are they even cognizant of what goes on beyond whatever thread they're raging in at the moment? They want safer alternatives but the "safer" alternaive is too dangerous even for the trained cops so we're left to wonder what Average Joe can use to defend himself.

Of course if tasers are too lethal what then are we to make of an officer's side arm?

I also like the phrasing "seem dangerous". I bet that never kept them from sniffing glue or dropping 'cid.
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Re: Guns should be re-tooled.
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2009, 08:15:27 AM »
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Renwiick (194 posts) Tue Mar-10-09 10:43 PM
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8. A rubber bullet designed to break the skin and release a sleeping agent

Someone used to read "Doc Savage" novels. 

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Re: Guns should be re-tooled.
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2009, 08:25:00 AM »
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Guns should be re-tooled.
   
Guns should not be instruments of death. Gun should be neutralizers.

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Re: Guns should be re-tooled.
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2009, 09:58:21 AM »
Frackin idjits.  :mental:

Damn, I wish I had the cash to buy up some handguns..............
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Re: Guns should be re-tooled.
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2009, 05:19:34 PM »
Rubber bullets....hmmmm....When they make a gun that'll throw a 4,000 pound earthmover tire at 2,800 fps, I'll be down for that.

The Navy has a few of those, but you need a destroyer to carry it....

Definitely redefines "street sweeper"....
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Re: Guns should be re-tooled.
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2009, 05:55:58 PM »
Here ya go DUmmies.



How is that for a re-tool.
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Re: Guns should be re-tooled.
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2009, 06:05:14 PM »

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Re: Guns should be re-tooled.
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2009, 06:27:27 PM »
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Renwiick (194 posts) Tue Mar-10-09 10:43 PM
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8. A rubber bullet designed to break the skin and release a sleeping agent


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Re: Guns should be re-tooled.
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2009, 07:23:10 PM »
Here ya go DUmmies.



How is that for a re-tool.


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Re: Guns should be re-tooled.
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2009, 10:35:45 PM »

Kirk: Set Phasers to moran.
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Re: Guns should be re-tooled.
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2009, 11:09:31 AM »
Rubber bullets are widely availible and already in use.  As for the "neutralizing agent", isn't that the whole point of a lead bullet?  :hammer:

I suppose it should shoot out happy feelings and magic pixie dust.

I want a phaser gun

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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2009, 02:45:12 PM »

Oh... we do NOT diss the phaser. Bitchslapped for being a Diana Troi. 




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Re: Guns should be re-tooled.
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2009, 02:53:09 PM »

Oh... :fuelfire: we do NOT diss the phaser. Bitchslapped for being a Diana Troi.  :loser:

Umm

it's Deanna Troi