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Offline debk

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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2009, 02:39:46 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on March 13, 2009, 12:30:30 PM


Well, if you need help, errr....tapping that..................


you just happen to have a handy corkscrew available to help.......
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2009, 02:43:04 PM »
Quote from: debk on March 13, 2009, 02:39:46 PM

you just happen to have a handy corkscrew available to help.......



Well...I AM the Wineslob!           :tongue:



(im damn good with a cork too)
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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #27 on: March 13, 2009, 07:58:29 PM »
Ha! Deb, what to do with these men?
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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2009, 07:58:18 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 13, 2009, 07:58:29 PM
Ha! Deb, what to do with these men?

Well, you know that men are like linoleum...
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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2009, 10:00:34 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 14, 2009, 07:58:18 AM
Well, you know that men are like linoleum...

get 'em laid and walk all over them?.... :evillaugh:
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #30 on: March 14, 2009, 11:20:57 PM »
Quote from: debk on March 14, 2009, 10:00:34 PM
get 'em laid and walk all over them?.... :evillaugh:
dont forget...
you gotta give em' a good polish  from time to time...
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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #31 on: March 14, 2009, 11:24:14 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 14, 2009, 07:58:18 AM
Well, you know that men are like linoleum...

You just gotta slice em thin enough ?

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