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Offline ReardenSteel

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I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« on: March 10, 2009, 08:15:17 PM »
I'm hopping over the bridge to tax friendly(er) Kentucky so bourbon is in. (lower taxes on beer and smokes too)

Cleaned the car out after my last adventure "over there". Cops pulled me over and accused me of smuggling books into Kentucky! I got off on a technicality though... no one could prove they were books.

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Sorry folks, I love Kentucky but that joke always comes to me when I talk about heading over there.

"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2009, 10:42:58 PM »
OMG... you are a one man troupe tonight! Do you need a sidekick? We can take this show on the road.

I shall be sipping wine from my very own box tonight.  :evillaugh:
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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2009, 10:46:31 PM »
OMG... you are a one man troupe tonight! Do you need a sidekick? We can take this show on the road.

I shall be sipping wine from my very own box tonight.  :evillaugh:

isn't it past your bedtime?  :tongue:
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2009, 11:00:20 PM »
I am always amazed when buying liquor in KY....how much cheaper it is than here in TN....drinks are stronger and bigger too.  :(
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2009, 11:06:48 PM »
isn't it past your bedtime?  :tongue:

I took a nap, Squeaky is going to be awake for some time!
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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2009, 11:07:56 PM »
I took a nap, Squeaky is going to be awake for some time!

I'll drink to that!  :cheersmate:
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2009, 11:08:52 PM »
I am always amazed when buying liquor in KY....how much cheaper it is than here in TN....drinks are stronger and bigger too.  :(

From what I've heard, KY is a beautiful state and I'm sick of winter.... I may just relocate myself. Of course, I'd stick out like a sore thumb in KY.  :-)
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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2009, 11:11:25 PM »
From what I've heard, KY is a beautiful state and I'm sick of winter.... I may just relocate myself. Of course, I'd stick out like a sore thumb in KY.  :-)

It is. You would. I would have used the words, "stick out like a sight for sore eye's" but whatever.  :naughty: (shameless)
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2009, 08:34:06 AM »
Pick up a 12-pack of Arrogant Bastard Ale and a 1/2 gallon jug of mudslides.
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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2009, 04:16:17 PM »
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I shall be sipping wine from my very own box tonight. 





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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2009, 05:40:49 PM »
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I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
How about a president and a congress that aren't spend-happy socialists?

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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2009, 06:02:36 PM »
6 valium and a vacation please.  I am this ~~><~~ close to just knocking the snot out of my kids tonight. :banghead:
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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2009, 06:12:31 PM »

I shall be sipping wine from my very own box tonight.  :evillaugh:

You've mentioned before that you're double-jointed, but I had no idea!

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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2009, 06:15:50 PM »
You've mentioned before that you're double-jointed, but I had no idea!

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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2009, 06:35:31 PM »
6 valium and a vacation please.  I am this ~~><~~ close to just knocking the snot out of my kids tonight. :banghead:

I just took my evening Nyquil...a little early this evening, but I gotta get up early.  I hav extra if you want a couple.

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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2009, 06:40:21 PM »


We need to make a website. We'll be millionaires.    :naughty:

One Girl and No cup just doesn't have the same ring to it...

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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2009, 10:08:19 PM »
Lord Undies! I have missed you my love. Yes, 'tis true I have untapped skillz.

I'm pretty sure that had you ever actually SEEN the "2 girls, 1 cup" bit, you wouldn't be talking about wine from your own box.

Just sayin.
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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2009, 10:12:57 PM »
I'm pretty sure that had you ever actually SEEN the "2 girls, 1 cup" bit, you wouldn't be talking about wine from your own box.

Just sayin.

I am a lady of gentle breeding, sir.
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« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2009, 10:14:53 PM »
I am a lady of gentle breeding, sir.


So says the woman with the avatar of an incredible ass.

I was a gentle child, raised in the most genteel of manners.  Then I was introduced to the REAL world.  Then, in a pathetic attempt at escape, I ended up joining the Navy.

The rest, as they say, is history.
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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2009, 10:14:59 PM »
I'm pretty sure that had you ever actually SEEN the "2 girls, 1 cup" bit, you wouldn't be talking about wine from your own box.

Just sayin.

Dude, that almost deserves a bitch-slap.

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« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2009, 10:24:22 PM »
Dude, that almost deserves a bitch-slap.



Sometimes you have to risk falling over the edge to see how close you can get to it.

Don't worry, it makes sense to me.  That's all that matters.
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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2009, 10:38:11 PM »
Sometimes you have to risk falling over the edge to see how close you can get to it.

Don't worry, it makes sense to me.  That's all that matters.

Narcissist!

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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2009, 10:57:29 PM »
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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2009, 02:10:41 AM »
OMG... you are a one man troupe tonight! Do you need a sidekick? We can take this show on the road.

I shall be sipping wine from my very own box tonight.  :evillaugh:

I would love to be that straw.

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Re: I'm going on a booze run, anyone want anything?
« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2009, 12:30:30 PM »
Lord Undies! I have missed you my love. Yes, 'tis true I have untapped skillz.



Well, if you need help, errr....tapping that..................
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