Joan Rivers on Trumps Celebrity Apprentice freaks me out. I'm not sure how old she is, but her face is as disturbing as Michael Jackson's. It's just wrong. She's obviously had so many face lifts that her face looks like a mask.
Yesterday I went to the Sunday evening water aerobics class at the fitness center. I digress, but I love that place. The loud techno music blaring drives me crazy in the huge area with all the weight machines, but everything else is relaxing. It's almost like going on a vacation. It's a granite and marble fitness paradise, with 2 large whirlpools in the aquatic center with a waterfall thingy that's good to stand under and relax the back, a lap pool, huge pool for water aerobics and family swimming, large outdoor pool (obviously not open yet), areas for stuff like heated yoga (very warm room for relaxed yoga), steam rooms in the men and women's locker rooms with eucalyptus (great if you have a cold), saunas, etc. They have a restaurant there with healthy, good tasting foods, Pilates classes with the Pilates reformers, etc, etc. All for $59 a month for one or $109 a month for 2.
But I digress. Back to the subject at hand. The water aerobics instructor freaked me out. Her name was Susie. She looked as good as Schade's pics body-wise. But unlike Schade, this woman's face looked like Joan Rivers!
She almost had a non-face. It was so tight and pulled up. She probably would have been beautiful if she had let herself get old gracefully. But she looked like a kid with a long blonde ponytail, cute shape, but the scary, scary face. I got in the back row so it wouldn't distract me.
I guess I have age issues.
Or maybe it's just issues with trying to look like something you're not. Saw her afterward and not surprised that she was dressed like a teenager.
Am I the only one that this bothers? I won't be insulted if you tell me to get over it.
