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Offline thundley4

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Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« on: March 09, 2009, 09:00:16 PM »
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LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirm the information to 9NEWS NOW.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.
Saw IV ?

It Is Not Floriduh !
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2009, 09:06:26 PM »
Okay, ladies--if you need a friggin SAWZALL to get your jollies, seek help.

NOW.
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2009, 10:00:46 PM »
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2009, 10:02:49 PM »
Quote from: FGL on March 09, 2009, 10:00:46 PM
ouch ex machina

deus sex machina?
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2009, 10:07:21 PM »
Having friends that have been EMT's & E-room staff, I have heard alot of strange stories...and even seen a couple of the x-rays...

It's amazing what adults try when they are left home alone.  :lmao:
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2009, 10:21:06 PM »
Quote from: Chris on March 09, 2009, 10:02:49 PM
deus sex machina?

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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2009, 04:18:13 PM »
the sabre saws I looked at online had, on average a strokes per minute rate (SPM) of 800 - 3000 SPM.  HE PUT THE "TOY" (some kind of synthetic cock, no doubt) ON THE BLADE. Lets repeat that ON THE BLADE.
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2009, 04:22:53 PM »
Well I bet they never saw that coming.
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2009, 04:34:33 PM »
 :picsneeded:





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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2009, 04:44:08 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on March 10, 2009, 04:27:11 PM
They make adapters for attaching certain toys to reciprocating saws.
You are not suppose to impale a dildo on the blade.

And you would know that how?  :uhsure:
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2009, 05:13:32 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on March 10, 2009, 05:11:13 PM
See for yourself...



DON'T GO THERE FROM WORK, WHEN KIDS ARE AROUND, OR IF YOUR WIFE THINKS YOU HAVE A PERVERTED MIND.


Hmmm......  Interesting site.


Edited by Miss Mia - Not Lounge appropriate link
« Last Edit: March 10, 2009, 06:06:51 PM by Miss Mia »
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2009, 05:38:11 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on March 10, 2009, 05:14:10 PM
One of my favourites.
Good service, very discreet.

I'll take your word for it.

I prefer to pay cash at the local shop.  Even if their selection isn't as comprehensive.

 :lmao:
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2009, 07:37:52 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on March 10, 2009, 07:29:55 PM
This place gets more ****ed up every day.

...this is why I prefer a good spanking. Just call me old fashioned.

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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2009, 07:39:44 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on March 10, 2009, 07:29:55 PM
This place gets more ****ed up every day.

Indeed.

The "rules" state moving stuff to the NSFW/Short Bus thread.

Not deletion of, or edits of posts.

Tsk tsk..  A moderator failed.
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2009, 07:45:12 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on March 10, 2009, 07:29:55 PM
This place gets more ****ed up every day.

 :whatever:

I'm sorry you have a hard time understanding what is and isn't appropriate for the Lounge. 
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2009, 07:46:23 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on March 10, 2009, 07:45:12 PM
:whatever:

I'm sorry you have a hard time understanding what is and isn't appropriate for the Lounge. 

Are you sure that you understand the rules?

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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2009, 07:49:39 PM »
All General Board Rules apply here.

Additionally, a note from your Moderator:

The lounge is for friendly day to day chit chat, picture threads, interests that relate to day to day life, and news stories of the weird and wild that aren't necessarily breaking news or political matters. All I ask is you be friendly and respectful when you come in here and try to picture how you would behave if you sat down to share coffee with a friend.

With that said, here is the list:

1. Light profanity is fine -- just don't go overboard.

2. Keep in mind if a lounge thread gets too 'adult', it will be shipped to The Short Bus/NSFW. I will warn in advance that I'm pretty liberal with this definition so don't expect me to move happy hour threads regularly.

3. Don't post someone's personal info. Real first names are ok, but be positive that this is ok with that individual if you address them by that on the forum.

4. This is not a topic for great debates. Leave that for the other forums or the Fight Club. Start another topic to debate in a more appropriate room if something sets you off here. Threads that become contentious will be moved to the appropriate area. The lounge is for the lighter side of life or the more mundane at least--no politics!! If a public figure chaps your hide, go for it in the rants and rave forum. The lounge is generally a place to get AWAY from politics and the current idiocy therein. Posts will either be deleted or moved to the appropriate forum.

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6. Have fun and enjoy the lounge or else.


What part did BC violate?

I want to know, cuz I want to to obey the rules, yet they seem to b a bit fluid.
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2009, 07:52:04 PM »
I also note that the offending post wasn't moved to the NSFW thread,  It was deleted outright.

So were the board rules followed in this regard?
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2009, 07:52:58 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on March 10, 2009, 07:46:23 PM
Are you sure that you understand the rules?



wow you're kinda  :overreaction: over this huh?  lol  aren't you getting a little too upset over the removal of a link about........a buzzsaw with a dildo on it?  Geez-a-loo.  Not that big of a deal :)  
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2009, 07:55:23 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on March 10, 2009, 07:46:23 PM
Are you sure that you understand the rules?




The link was inappropriate for the Lounge.
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2009, 07:55:55 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on March 10, 2009, 07:52:58 PM
wow you're kinda  :overreaction: over this huh?  lol  aren't you getting a little too upset over the removal of a link about........a buzzsaw with a dildo on it?  Geez-a-loo.  Not that big of a deal :)  

Don't be so melodramatic.  I was merely asking for a clarification.

I have read the rules of this topic and I don't see that the mod in question followed them.  No more, no less.
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2009, 07:56:23 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on March 10, 2009, 07:52:04 PM
I also note that the offending post wasn't moved to the NSFW thread,  It was deleted outright.

So were the board rules followed in this regard?

"The staff and the owner of this forum reserve the right to remove objectionable content, within a reasonable time frame, if they determine that removal is necessary."

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?action=register
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2009, 07:56:59 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on March 10, 2009, 07:45:12 PM
:whatever:

I'm sorry you have a hard time understanding what is and isn't appropriate for the Lounge. 

I say we take Mia outside and spank her!

 :hyper:


Or...maybe,...if everyone is really busy....

I could do it...

 :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2009, 07:57:40 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on March 10, 2009, 07:56:59 PM
I say we take Mia outside and spank her!

 :hyper:


Or...maybe,...if everyone is really busy....

I could do it...

 :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

dutch you are always there to lend a helping hand! :)
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Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2009, 07:58:21 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on March 10, 2009, 07:52:58 PM
wow you're kinda  :overreaction: over this huh?  lol  aren't you getting a little too upset over the removal of a link about........a buzzsaw with a dildo on it?  Geez-a-loo.  Not that big of a deal :)  


it was not a buzzsaw.

...was it?

Oh, my...they are really doing it wrong.
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