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Offline BadCat

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What would be your porn name?
« on: March 07, 2009, 11:33:27 AM »
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2009, 11:37:21 AM »
Phillycow.

Wait, that's taken already.

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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2009, 11:46:17 AM »
Using the pet/street naming process

I would be Big Stupid McArthur.

I guess I could use it

except for the Stupid part.   
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2009, 11:51:17 AM »
I used to have longer curly hair and a moustache.

I got tired of friends calling me up and saying, "Rob, what are you doing in this porno?"

When I worked for a professional hockey team as an account manager, I was stuck with the nickname "Porno Rob"

Granted, some of the situations I found myself in, would of made for award winning porn films......

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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2009, 12:09:01 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on March 07, 2009, 11:37:21 AM
Phillycow.

Wait, that's taken already.



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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2009, 04:01:56 PM »
On the pet/street bit I'd be DC Grand, I like it...
My little sister would be Booger McKinley, that is fairly amusing...
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2009, 04:30:34 PM »
My pet/street name is Custard Princewood. 


I'm thinking that wouldn't work well. 
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2009, 04:44:59 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on March 07, 2009, 04:30:34 PM
My pet/street name is Custard Princewood. 


I'm thinking that wouldn't work well. 

....but it might work for your significant other.

My pet/street name is Kate Dirtroad.

Might work for some but not me...... :rotf:
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2009, 04:48:18 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 07, 2009, 04:44:59 PM
....but it might work for your significant other.

My pet/street name is Kate Dirtroad.

Might work for some but not me...... :rotf:


LOL!   :lmao: 
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2009, 05:12:05 PM »
Hmmm. using the formula given, I would be, "Boots Weldone"
 
Kinda conjures a porno western.  But if I have to be a pornstar, I want Jessica Alba to co star!
This western is looking better all the time. Guns, rope, spurs, and Jessica.


Mods, this ought to be OK for the Lounge. If not, just delete the photo. 
If its fine just H5 me.

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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2009, 05:42:38 PM »
Using the Pet/Address thing:  Tiger Cole Creek

Sounds like a guy.
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2009, 05:44:51 PM »
Bear Route One.  Wow, that sounds incredibly ghey.
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2009, 05:45:49 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 07, 2009, 05:44:51 PM
Bear Route One.  Wow, that sounds incredibly ghey.

LOL It does.
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2009, 05:59:01 PM »
Burton Franklin...

What the hell?
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2009, 06:07:06 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on March 07, 2009, 05:59:01 PM
Burton Franklin...

What the hell?

Sounds like an old man.
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2009, 06:14:18 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 07, 2009, 06:07:06 PM
Sounds like an old man.

Yeah, it does. Glad it's not my name.
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2009, 06:18:46 PM »
How about the "Rusty Rabbit ?
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2009, 06:24:48 PM »
My pet/street name is Pudgy Tyler.

My pick would be Lance Gangbang.
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2009, 07:14:21 PM »
Thumper

--or--

Lucky Rabbitfoot

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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2009, 08:24:15 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on March 07, 2009, 11:33:27 AM
Were I a pornstar, I couldn't use the old "name of your first pet and name of the street you lived on when you were 8", else I'd be called "Petunia Rural Route 4".


I'm sure you'd make an absolutely dashing "Petunia", sweetie, ummm I mean BC.

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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2009, 03:43:43 AM »
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Zack Brown: What's your name?
Lester: Lester... Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff.
Zack Brown: Wow. That's a great porn name.
Lester: I get to pick a porn name?!... Then I want to be called... Pete Jones.


My Pet/Street name is Dutch York.

My pick would Waldo McShtumpinator.

Or Becky Sandalwood.

You know... in case I'm ever in a car accident and wake up having been accidentally given a sex change operation?

Does no one else plan for these contingencies?
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2009, 04:07:15 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on March 07, 2009, 11:37:21 AM
Phillycow.

Wait, that's taken already.

If you have a problem with posters at other sites DEAL WITH IT THERE ROB.

Are we clear?
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2009, 09:43:00 AM »
Marbles Fourth Street?



Forget it!  I'm going with DIRK TRIPOD!!!  :rotf:
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2009, 09:43:20 AM »
Quote from: BEG on March 07, 2009, 05:42:38 PM
Using the Pet/Address thing:  Tiger Cole Creek

Sounds like a guy.

A gay guy, yeah.   :evillaugh:
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Re: What would be your porn name?
« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2009, 09:52:49 AM »
Lindy Kennelworth.

I am not very creative so I am having a hard time picking my own name.

It would be somewhere between Hopelessly Average and Done Already?
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