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Offline Texacon

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Funny Exchange .... from DUmmies no less!
« on: March 07, 2009, 10:21:24 AM »
Who are these people and why are they on DU?



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Seen the light  (1000+ posts)       

Fri Mar-06-09 07:14 PM
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There's a gunman on the campus of Texas A&M

http://www.khou.com/topstories/stories/khou090306_mh_te...

In case you know anyone there.
 

The OP sounds like they are trying to stir up something but then this exchange happens .... at the DUMP!

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slackmaster (1000+ posts)     

Fri Mar-06-09 07:16 PM
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1. Impossible
 
Guns aren't allowed on campus.
 

msongs  (1000+ posts)     

Fri Mar-06-09 07:17 PM
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2. guns don't kill people, bullets do, nt
 
 
wtmusic  (1000+ posts)     
Fri Mar-06-09 07:20 PM
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3. The bullets are not responsible.
 It's the GUNPOWDER behind the bullets. Without the powder, the bullets would be nowhere.

Let's assign responsibility responsibly.
 

Greyskye   (1000+ posts)       
Fri Mar-06-09 07:25 PM
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6. Nonsense.
 
It's the potassium nitrate, sulfur and charcoal that's ultimately responsible.

Without those, gunpowder wouldn't even be a flash in the pan.
 
 
wtmusic   (1000+ posts)     
Fri Mar-06-09 07:29 PM
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7. Gunpowder nuts LOVE to point fingers at innocent compounds
 but they only compound the problem.

We must look to the people who mixed the compounds, and their parents.
 
 
Greyskye   (1000+ posts)       
Fri Mar-06-09 07:54 PM
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9. Oh sure, blame the chemists!
 
The real problem lies with those damn miners! If it wasn't for them, those compounds would still be safe underground. 
 
 
benEzra  (1000+ posts)       
Sat Mar-07-09 12:28 AM
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11. Nitrocellulose, nitroglycerin, and nitroguanidine.
 Potassium nitrate, sulfur, and charcoal is so 18th century.
 
 
slackmaster (1000+ posts)     
Sat Mar-07-09 10:55 AM
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16. Now wait just a gosh darn moment
 Without a primer, the gunpowder can't ignite.

They have a couple of moments of lucidity.

KC
  Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.  Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Re: Funny Exchange .... from DUmmies no less!
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2009, 10:35:58 AM »
Yeah but eventually they will get around to trashing God for making the ingredients in the first place.




Build a man a fire and he will be warm for awhile.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life...

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Re: Funny Exchange .... from DUmmies no less!
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2009, 10:42:26 AM »
Yeah but eventually they will get around to trashing God for making the ingredients in the first place.

It must have been an ancestor in the Bush family that invented gunpowder too.

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Re: Funny Exchange .... from DUmmies no less!
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2009, 10:52:58 AM »
I saw that this morning.   :lmao:
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Re: Funny Exchange .... from DUmmies no less!
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2009, 01:32:15 PM »
Gunman?....at Texas A&M? Goos luck with that. College Station, Texas is the most consevative place on the planet. I can tell you with absolute certainty that there are plently of peaceful, law-abiding "gunmen" on that campus. I'm afraid that a shooting spree might be fairly short-lived.
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