Man offers $69 for Klondike bar after shoplifting, Fort Pierce police say

[thundley4]

FORT PIERCE — What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Offer $69? Go to jail?

Richard Cram, 65, did both in a Tuesday night caper involving the popular ice cream snack, police said. A store owner said the man with the munchies also pocketed 99 cents worth of Raman noodle soup and 49 cents worth of Famous Amos cookies.

The owner of the Fort Pierce Food Mart/Texaco in the 2000 block of Seaway Drive told police he watched Cram walking “suspiciously” in the establishment.

Cram crammed a package of Raman noodle soup and some Famous Amos cookies in his pocket, police said. When the owner approached Cram, of the 2400 block of South Ocean Drive, he reportedly removed the goods and tossed them on a shelf.

Next, Cram selected something at the ice cream cooler and tried to leave, police said.

“(The owner) stopped him before he reached the door,” the report states. “Cram then removed a Klondike ice cream bar in his rear pants pocket and offered to pay $69 for it.”
Cram was held Thursday in the St. Lucie County jail on retail theft and violation of probation charges. His vehicle was towed.

What would you for a Klondike Bar?

Richard Cram Aka Cram, Dick?
I'm pretty sure that Port St. Lucie is in St. Lucie County. There are many things that come from there.

[Chris_]

"Is that a Klondike Bar in your pocket or...."   

[NHSparky]

Must be the Turkey Point power plant doing that.  Nook-you-lar radiation will make people do strange shit, dontcha know.

[Chris_]

Must be the Turkey Point power plant doing that.  Nook-you-lar radiation will make people do strange shit, dontcha know.

In that case, DUmmies should glow in the dark.   

[Randy]

If he didn't leave the store he couldn't have stolen anything....just sayin'

[NHSparky]

Here's what I don't get--how do you hide 99 cents worth of ramen, given that would be basically an entire car load of the shit?

[Chris_]

What would you for a Klondike Bar?

Richard Cram Aka Cram, Dick?
I'm pretty sure that Port St. Lucie is in St. Lucie County. There are many things that come from there.

In case you missed it yesterday, Rush declared that Port St. Lucie is officially Rio Linda - east.

This after the chick at McDonalds calling 9-1-1 because they didn't have any more McNuggets.

[Eupher]

This after the chick at McDonalds calling 9-1-1 because they didn't have any more McNuggets.

A bit off topic, but the 911 call for McTurds prompted this (which, I'm sure, has been seen):

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