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Offline bijou

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Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
« on: March 04, 2009, 01:19:19 PM »
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Some scenarios law officers just can’t be trained for, such as finding a bag of marijuana produced from the rectal area of a female recently engaged in coitus with another female.

Responding to a call of a suspicious vehicle in the parking lot of the Dollar General Store on US 231 shortly before 1 a.m. Friday , deputies found two partially nude females, ages 24 and 20, engaged in sexual activity in a 2005 white Nissan.

After allowing the women to get dressed, Deputies observed multiple white pills in the vehicle, according to a Bay County Sheriff’s Office incident report. The 20-year-old woman told officers the pills, a generic form of Lower Tab Lortab, were hers and she did not have a prescription for them. The woman then confessed to having a baggie of marijuana, which she “retrieved…from her rectum.”

The woman was released and told to contact an investigator Monday. The marijuana was kept as evidence.

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Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2009, 01:50:49 PM »
You know, I've said it before and I'll say it again: if you think that spot is a great place to store things, you ARE on drugs.
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Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2009, 01:54:47 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on March 04, 2009, 01:50:49 PM
You know, I've said it before and I'll say it again: if you think that spot is a great place to store things, you ARE on drugs.

lol. they probably needed six evidence bags
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Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2009, 02:07:31 PM »
That's just nasty. 
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Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2009, 04:45:26 PM »
I know it doesn't need to be said as everyone already knows..................................................BUT

This did happen in Florida
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Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2009, 05:14:53 PM »
Ma'am do you have anything in your rectum?

Why yes officer I do, hold on while I get it for you.
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Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2009, 05:43:03 PM »
Quote from: RightCoast on March 04, 2009, 05:14:53 PM
Ma'am do you have anything in your rectum?

Why yes officer I do, hold on while I get it for you.

I wonder if the cop was looking around nervously for the video camera? Am I being set up for something?
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Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2009, 06:23:55 PM »
Quote from: RightCoast on March 04, 2009, 05:14:53 PM
Ma'am do you have anything in your rectum?

Why yes officer I do, hold on while I get it for you.

A lessor cop would not have cracked this case.
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Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2009, 06:44:31 PM »
Kinda wonderin' if both gals were butt ugly.
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Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2009, 07:06:46 PM »
Must have been some good shit!
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Re: Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2009, 08:36:42 PM »
Wow. I got nothing.
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