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Offline bijou

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Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
« on: March 04, 2009, 08:25:09 AM »
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A shopper at a Wal-Mart in Falmouth made a mysterious find on the shelves Saturday night: a wallet with a collection of human teeth in it, police said.

The man was shopping at the Teaticket Highway store just after 9:30 p.m. when he found the 10 teeth in a zippered compartment of a wallet, said Kimberly Pacheco, a clerk at the Falmouth Police Department. The teeth were determined to be from an adult; one of them had a filling, police said.

The customer brought the wallet to the attention of a sales clerk but left the store without giving his name. Police said they cannot perform DNA tests on the teeth because there was no blood or gum tissue attached. ...
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Falmouth is not in Florida.  :-)
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Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2009, 11:12:35 AM »
Ah, Massachusetts...the Flori-DUH of New England.
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Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2009, 11:14:54 AM »
Quote from: bijou on March 04, 2009, 08:25:09 AM
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Falmouth is not in Florida.  :-)

Now they're gonna have to rename it "Foul-mouth".   :-)
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Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2009, 11:16:35 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 04, 2009, 11:14:54 AM
Now they're gonna have to rename it "Foul-mouth".   :-)

Hell, you just described the entire eastern half of Mass.
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Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2009, 11:16:56 AM »
This story has no bite to it.
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Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2009, 11:26:43 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 04, 2009, 11:16:56 AM
This story has no bite to it.
They need to put a cap on it quickly.
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Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2009, 11:43:48 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 04, 2009, 11:26:43 AM
They need to put a cap on it quickly.
Hey, this might be some junior reporter's crowning glory.
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Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2009, 11:44:37 AM »
Quote from: bijou on March 04, 2009, 11:43:48 AM
Hey, this might be some junior reporter's crowning glory.
He'll have to get to the root of the problem first.   :-)
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Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2009, 11:51:27 AM »
I was BRACEd for a more JAW-dropping story.
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Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2009, 11:52:32 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 04, 2009, 11:51:27 AM
I was BRACEd for a more JAW-dropping story.
I was expecting "tongue in cheek" humor.   :-)
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Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2009, 01:45:05 PM »
Quote from: bijou on March 04, 2009, 08:25:09 AM
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Falmouth is not in Florida.  :-)


of course not.  it couldn't be florida;  the teeth weren't involved in a criminal assault or a bizarre sex act. :uhsure:


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Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2009, 03:45:47 PM »
I was BITTEN with a desire to post in this thread.
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Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2009, 03:51:37 PM »
Quote from: 9outof10 on March 04, 2009, 03:45:47 PM
I was BITTEN with a desire to post in this thread.
I'm not surprised, it is a good story for a punster to sink his teeth into.
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Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2009, 11:40:04 AM »
Quote from: bijou on March 04, 2009, 03:51:37 PM
I'm not surprised, it is a good story for a punster to sink his teeth into.
Some folks are just indentured to this sort of thing.
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Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2009, 11:42:44 AM »
What kind of enamel would do such a thing?
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Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2009, 11:48:05 AM »
Quote from: Defiant1 on March 05, 2009, 11:42:44 AM
What kind of enamel would do such a thing?

:rimshot:

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Re: Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2009, 11:50:47 AM »
Quote from: Defiant1 on March 05, 2009, 11:42:44 AM
What kind of enamel would do such a thing?
...only one who is long in the tooth.   :-)
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