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Offline bijou

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Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« on: March 03, 2009, 12:29:31 PM »
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FORT PIERCE, Fla. -- A Fort Pierce woman called 911 three times to report an emergency after McDonald's had run out of McNuggets, according to a police report obtained Tuesday.

Latreasa Goodman, 27, was issued a written notice to appear in court for misusing the 911 emergency communications system.

According to the report, Goodman called 911 three times Saturday to report that a McDonald's employee wasn't giving her a refund for the chicken nuggets she wanted.
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I expect an accomplice egged her on.
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2009, 12:32:50 PM »
FORT PIERCE, Fla.

I used to think this florida thing was all a big coincidence, and everyone was just joking around . . .  :rotf:
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2009, 12:33:03 PM »
Quote from: bijou on March 03, 2009, 12:29:31 PM
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I expect an accomplice egged her on.
...or she'd been hitting the sauce lately.

My pony hasn't arrived yet.  Maybe I should dial 911.   :uhsure:
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2009, 12:33:25 PM »
Quote from: bijou on March 03, 2009, 12:29:31 PM
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I expect an accomplice egged her on.

hehehe ... wonder what her screen name is at the DUmp ...  ::)
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2009, 12:52:15 PM »
You should call 911 if you're the victim of fowl play.


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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2009, 12:57:04 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on March 03, 2009, 12:52:15 PM
You should call 911 if you're the victim of fowl play.


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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2009, 01:21:15 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on March 03, 2009, 12:52:15 PM
You should call 911 if you're the victim of fowl play.


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Thank you for dropping that little Nugget of humor here.  :-)
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2009, 01:27:55 PM »
Maybe the Hamburglar got them.  Or she had already received her quota of free gas and mortgage payments from the Obamareich.
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2009, 02:00:41 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 03, 2009, 01:21:15 PM
Thank you for dropping that little Nugget of humor here.  :-)

Getting a little saucy there, aren't you?
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2009, 04:03:50 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 03, 2009, 02:00:41 PM
Getting a little saucy there, aren't you?

I heard it didn't taste like chicken
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2009, 04:56:01 PM »
Quote from: FGL on March 03, 2009, 04:03:50 PM
I heard it didn't taste like chicken
Do you really wanna know what part of the chicken the nugget comes from? 
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2009, 05:01:48 PM »
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According to the report, after police told Goodman the incident was not an emergency, Goodman replied, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one. This is an emergency."

The 911 calls are linked to the article.  :banghead:
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2009, 05:05:54 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 03, 2009, 04:56:01 PM
Do you really wanna know what part of the chicken the nugget comes from? 

Right below the chicken finger?
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2009, 05:14:45 PM »
Quote from: Chris on March 03, 2009, 05:05:54 PM
Right below the chicken finger?
There used to be a restaurant in Houston that had fried chicken lips on the menu.   :confused:
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2009, 05:15:56 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 03, 2009, 05:14:45 PM
There used to be a restaurant in Houston that had fried chicken lips on the menu.   :confused:

Those weren't lips. :lmao:
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2009, 06:03:10 PM »
WTF is wrong with these people?  Chicken nuggets from McDonalds don't warrant a 91 call......... Chalupas from Taco Bell maybe but not chicken nuggets!

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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2009, 06:28:42 PM »
Is that before or after you eat them?
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2009, 06:30:16 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 03, 2009, 04:56:01 PM
Do you really wanna know what part of the chicken the nugget comes from? 

nope. i do not.
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2009, 07:17:44 PM »
McDonald's running out of nuggets does not warrant a 911. Just go to the next McDonald's. There plenty of them.
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2009, 07:29:05 PM »
WTH is in the water down there anyway?
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2009, 07:29:23 PM »
Jeez. If this lady saw a fire alarm, she'd probably pullet for no reason!



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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2009, 07:46:23 PM »
She might get out on a wing and a prayer.
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2009, 07:51:52 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 03, 2009, 07:46:23 PM
She might get out on a wing and a prayer.

that is DU level stupidity
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2009, 09:24:27 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on March 03, 2009, 07:29:23 PM
Jeez. If this lady saw a fire alarm, she'd probably pullet for no reason!



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Yeah, but he cops would go over easy on her.   :-)
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Re: Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Nuggets
« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2009, 10:28:33 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 03, 2009, 05:14:45 PM
There used to be a restaurant in Houston that had fried chicken lips on the menu.   :confused:

In Iowa & IL also...chicken lips are awesome. Lightly battered all white meat chicken breast meat...



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