Conservative Cave True Life Stories: ChrisAn expose on the lives of our favorite posters. One poster at a time. With the next episode being on Jtyangel!
Chris was fascinated with the
taste the world had to offer from the start.
He didn't always play well with others.
Yet, he had an inquisitive heart.
Always willing to lend a hand in school.
Or at the school games.
Sometimes his helpful nature, landed him to trouble. Didn't anyone else see the spider he tried saving her from?
He was a studious student, studying for hours on end.
Unfortunately
things happened in the small town he grew up in, and his family moved him at a young age.
As he grew, he tried figuring out who he was.
Nashville had never seen a hooligan like him.
Chris and his friends were always up to mischief.
Than one day, he saw his first
After that, Chris changed his style once more.
Wrapping up high school, he set off for college.
It was a glorious time!
He challenged himself to new heights.
He was caring, always ensuring that others stayed hydrated.
He learned to dance, to impress the ladies.
He discovered computers
He was charitable, always willing to help out for the good of others.
Sometimes, some would say he drank too much
Sometimes
things happened.
Things often happened in his presence,
things still being investigated.
Somehow Chris always managed to get away.
NO ONE partied as hard as Chris.
As he came closer to graduating, he again had a bit of an identity crisis.
With ZEN meditation, or something similar, he always found himself again.
He tried a few jobs, some exciting, some not, till eventually he wound up as the Chris that we all know today.
