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Offline franksolich

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grisly primitive wants to get even with Wal-Mart
« on: February 26, 2009, 05:04:04 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=402x153

Oh my.

Actually, only one primitive noticed this bonfire.

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[GeorgeGist  (1000+ posts)     Fri Feb-20-09 08:32 AM
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I'm going to WalMart on a shopping spree, and Walmart's going to pay for it.

Here's my plan. I will fill my shopping cart with expensive things; the smaller the better. When I'm finished I'll park the cart, walk out the door, and drive away.

If you have time, you too can have fun at Capitalism's expense.

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1. You made my day, anyone else game?

Just leave the buggy in the automotive aisle where it might not get noticed for a while. Not fair to put perishables in buggy, that would be a waste but I can see the aisles in my minds eye right now.

Great thought.
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Re: grisly primitive wants to get even with Wal-Mart
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2009, 07:03:32 PM »
They have the emotional maturity of a tired two-year-old.
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Re: grisly primitive wants to get even with Wal-Mart
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2009, 07:09:01 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on February 26, 2009, 07:03:32 PM
They have the emotional maturity of a tired two-year-old.

That is being generous.
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Re: grisly primitive wants to get even with Wal-Mart
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2009, 07:11:03 PM »
Good God what a bunch of simple minded idiots.
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Re: grisly primitive wants to get even with Wal-Mart
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2009, 07:12:56 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on February 26, 2009, 07:03:32 PM
They have the emotional maturity of a tired two-year-old.

And they're not even original about it.  I hope he didn't hurt himself thinking that one up.
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Re: grisly primitive wants to get even with Wal-Mart
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2009, 07:13:05 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on February 26, 2009, 07:09:01 PM
That is being generous.
It's hard because there is nothing with less emotional maturity than a liberal in general and when it comes to DUmmies, they blow out the bottom on ignorance, stupidity, and childish mayhem.

Without Wal-Mart their mommies wouldn't be able to afford the cheesy poofs that are the mainstay of a basement dweller's existence.
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Re: grisly primitive wants to get even with Wal-Mart
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2009, 07:23:18 PM »
My daughter works at WalMart.

What these infantile dummies don't seem to realise it that she and her co-workers get paid the same hourly rate regardless.

So having a Dummie fill up a cart and leave it, isn't hurting WalMart at all.  At best all they are doing is being a minor irritant to the folks that work there (the same lower income folks that Dummies claim to champion).

It is hardly a blow against capitalism.
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Re: grisly primitive wants to get even with Wal-Mart
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2009, 07:31:13 PM »
At the very most it'd give some of the staff an excuse to earn their pay putting it back on the shelf so that the next customer can buy it.

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Re: grisly primitive wants to get even with Wal-Mart
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2009, 08:30:47 PM »
I might expect that from a 14-year old female primitive....

wow is that immature and idiotic
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Re: grisly primitive wants to get even with Wal-Mart
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2009, 08:45:32 PM »
What a stupid waste of time.  The Wal-Mart employees at least get paid for it, the stupid DUmmie gets nothing but tired feet.
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Re: grisly primitive wants to get even with Wal-Mart
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2009, 08:52:29 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 26, 2009, 08:45:32 PM
What a stupid waste of time.  The Wal-Mart employees at least get paid for it, the stupid DUmmie gets nothing but tired feet.

Ahhhh but when you have no job and live in a windowless basement .... it does provide for some relief.  What else do they have to do?  Look for a job?!   :lmao:

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Re: grisly primitive wants to get even with Wal-Mart
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2009, 10:40:47 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on February 26, 2009, 08:52:29 PM
Ahhhh but when you have no job and live in a windowless basement .... it does provide for some relief.  What else do they have to do?  Look for a job?!   :lmao:

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You got it! It's the only exercise these morons would get! Maybe they could work off a coupla pounds if they fill the basket with enough weight.

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Re: grisly primitive wants to get even with Wal-Mart
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2009, 04:27:18 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on February 26, 2009, 10:40:47 PM
You got it! It's the only exercise these morons would get! Maybe they could work off a coupla pounds if they fill the basket with enough weight.

 In the words of my hero Bugs Bunny, "What a Maroon, what a nincompoop, what an imbecile!"

I like the first part of that.  I actually use it quite often. 

What a maroon!!!
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Re: grisly primitive wants to get even with Wal-Mart
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2009, 06:43:03 AM »
Thanks DUmmies.....you just added at least a penny or two to every item in the store.
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Re: grisly primitive wants to get even with Wal-Mart
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2009, 07:49:10 AM »
And what happens when Underground Panther can't find the last tube of ass-pimple cream because its parked by the front door?

Have they thought of the repercussions?
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Re: grisly primitive wants to get even with Wal-Mart
« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2009, 08:16:22 AM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 27, 2009, 07:49:10 AM
And what happens when Underground Panther can't find the last tube of ass-pimple cream because its parked by the front door?



Wouldn't that be parked by the back door?









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Re: grisly primitive wants to get even with Wal-Mart
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2009, 09:14:44 AM »
Quote from: MarshallLaw on February 27, 2009, 08:16:22 AM

Wouldn't that be parked by the back door?









Sorry.

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