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Offline franksolich

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primitive gets diarrhea
« on: February 26, 2009, 04:04:21 PM »
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Oh my.

The primitives are just full of ailments today.

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NashVegas  (1000+ posts)        Thu Feb-26-09 01:01 PM
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Day Four Since I Got Hit With Food Poisoning And

Oh jeez, I can't take any more saltines, ginger ale, or Gatorade.

Yesterday I kept cheese-toast down, so screw it.

When I get home I'm making a seafood stew.

gots onions & garlics, gots shallots, gots fennel, gots canned tomatoes, gots fish sauce and gots shrimps, clams and squids.

If the primitive were serious about getting rid of the problem, brown rice and hot gravy (chicken, turkey, or beef) takes care of it.

But one doubts, really, the primitive wants to take care of it.

Remember, it's in the nature of primitives to want to suffer, not to be cured.

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Lucinda  (1000+ posts)        Thu Feb-26-09 01:09 PM
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1. Man...food poisoning straight to seafood? 

You are a brave soul!

I'm sooo sorry you got nailed too. I went through food poisoning from a fast food chain once, many years ago. I still remember it vividly.

I hope you have a lovely dinner and that it stays put.

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Tesha  (1000+ posts)      Thu Feb-26-09 02:23 PM
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3. Yikes!

You are brave, after I've been sick I just want "mommy cooking". You know the stuff you got when you had to stay home from school? Warm, simple soups... toasted buttery bread... melt-y cheese... pasta... peas...

When Mr T was down with some dental surgery I made him the ultimate from my mother's repertoire - milky-bread. Warm milk with a piece of white bread floating in it - with salt and pepper and a dab of melting butter. He asked for it 2 days in a row...

oh, ya gotta be in pain to ask for milky-bread...

The sparkling husband primitive:

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Thu Feb-26-09 04:03 PM
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5. Make sure you also use hot sauce!

Man .... I'd be careful ...... I'd be more into a buttered english muffin ..... maybe a poached egg on top.

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Thu Feb-26-09 04:25 PM
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8. There's a really bad norovirus going around that blows both ways for about 48 hours.

Are you sure it was food poisoning?

If it was the norovirus, you should be good to go, although I'd probably lay off anything heavy. The first meal after a period of fasting should be a light one.

The warped primitive's right, but the primitives won't listen to her, as it's in the nature of primitives to want to suffer, not to be healed.
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Re: primitive gets diarrhea
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2009, 04:11:24 PM »
Food poisoning, and the DUmmie wants...............SQUID STEW??????? :p
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Re: primitive gets diarrhea
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2009, 04:16:53 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 26, 2009, 04:04:21 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=236x58227

Oh my.

The primitives are just full of ailments today.

If the primitive were serious about getting rid of the problem, brown rice and hot gravy (chicken, turkey, or beef) takes care of it.

For lurking DUmmies suffering from this ailment, I personally recommend a diet of pureed habanero chili and raw onion.  :-)
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Re: primitive gets diarrhea
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2009, 04:19:20 PM »
they have been giving it so long, its time to get soem back
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Re: primitive gets diarrhea
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2009, 04:28:14 PM »
How can anyone be that stupid?
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Re: primitive gets diarrhea
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2009, 04:48:02 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 26, 2009, 04:04:21 PM
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If the primitive were serious about getting rid of the problem, brown rice and hot gravy (chicken, turkey, or beef) takes care of it.

But one doubts, really, the primitive wants to take care of it.


they need something to complain about. They need enemies. They need problems. Woe is them.
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Re: primitive gets diarrhea
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2009, 05:35:04 PM »
Quote from: FGL on February 26, 2009, 04:48:02 PM
they need something to complain about. They need enemies. They need problems. Woe is them.

They're not happy unless they're not happy.
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Re: primitive gets diarrhea
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2009, 07:46:44 PM »
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milky-bread. Warm milk with a piece of white bread floating in it - with salt and pepper and a dab of melting butter.

This "mommy food" sounds really gross.  Ick!

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Re: primitive gets diarrhea
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2009, 08:25:23 PM »
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milky-bread. Warm milk with a piece of white bread floating in it - with salt and pepper and a dab of melting butter.


Quote from: Traveshamockery on February 26, 2009, 07:46:44 PM
This "mommy food" sounds really gross.  Ick!

 :puke:

No sh..... uh, diarrhea!  Nasty.
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Re: primitive gets diarrhea
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2009, 10:39:33 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on February 26, 2009, 07:46:44 PM
This "mommy food" sounds really gross.  Ick!

 :puke:
I don't know, I like saltine crackers smashed up and soaked in milk for a very occassional snack.  This really doesn't sound that different.  On the other hand, the primitive should stick to some chicken stock and noodles, that will usually calm a stomach in my experience.
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Re: primitive gets diarrhea
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2009, 11:06:10 PM »
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gots onions & garlics, gots shallots, gots fennel, gots canned tomatoes, gots fish sauce and gots shrimps, clams and squids.

Gee, I wonder how "it" got food poisoning! Fish is the easest thing in the world to spoil and not realize it!
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Re: primitive gets diarrhea
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2009, 11:11:42 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on February 26, 2009, 11:06:10 PM
Gee, I wonder how "it" got food poisoning! Fish is the easest thing in the world to spoil and not realize it!

Not to mention the clams and squids. :p
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