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Offline Miss Mia

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Octo's New Option -- Porn or Diapers?!
« on: February 26, 2009, 10:25:05 AM »
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Octo's New Option -- Porn or Diapers?!

There is a serious effort underway to block OctoMom from taking a million dollar offer to do porn -- except the opposition is coming from a rival XXX company!

Fearing that Nadya Suleman "will become the subject of endless ridicule and scorn," the president of Pink Visual has offered Octo a "full year's worth of diapers" if she keeps her baby maker where it belongs ... fully covered and far away from any type of recording device.

In a letter sent to Octo, morally righteous Pink Visual warns, "There's a great deal of stigma attached to being a porn star" and that Octo needs to think "in the best interest of your children." For once.

So what's it gonna be? Do porn ... and get a million bucks, health insurance and benefits -- or keep it covered ... so you can keep your kids clean? Decisions, decisions.


Octomom in porn = :puke:
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Re: Octo's New Option -- Porn or Diapers?!
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2009, 10:33:30 AM »
There was some guy on the Today Show this morning who said the hospital could very well block her from taking the babes home.

If the house is not equipped to handle all those babies on top of the existing 6, she won't be allowed to take them home because they will need special care for some time, let alone the fact there are eight of them.

Going to be very tough to handle 14 kids in a 3 br house.... :uhsure:

He said if they don't go home with her....then the taxpayers will be taking care of them.... :mental:
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Re: Octo's New Option -- Porn or Diapers?!
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2009, 10:37:39 AM »
Quote from: debk on February 26, 2009, 10:33:30 AM
There was some guy on the Today Show this morning who said the hospital could very well block her from taking the babes home.

If the house is not equipped to handle all those babies on top of the existing 6, she won't be allowed to take them home because they will need special care for some time, let alone the fact there are eight of them.

Going to be very tough to handle 14 kids in a 3 br house.... :uhsure:

He said if they don't go home with her....then the taxpayers will be taking care of them.... :mental:


I thought I read somewhere that she was shopping some million dollar home. 


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OctoMom's Million Dollar Crib!?

UPDATE: 4:54 ET PM. We just called back our contact at Century 21, the agency that has listed the house. They claim Nadya is indeed an interested buyer. But here's the rub. We're told a big TV show has the house for the day and is there doing a sit-down interview with Nadya....

UNBELIEVABLE!!! We've confirmed OctoMom Nadya Suleman is looking to buy a home listed for $1.24 MILLION!

Octo is there right now ... the house is in Whittier, California. It has 4 bedrooms, 2 1/2 bathrooms and a pool with no safety gates. Perfect for 14 kids.

A real estate source tells TMZ the owner canceled showings today specifically because Octo wanted to see it. She needs it because the house she's living in now may be on its way to the auction block -- as in foreclosure.

How is she getting the money? Put it this way -- this chick works the media better than Obama.


4 bedrooms, so those kids will be packed into 3 rooms. 
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Re: Octo's New Option -- Porn or Diapers?!
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2009, 10:42:33 AM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on February 26, 2009, 10:25:05 AM

Octomom in porn = :puke:

I dunno. I hope she takes the million dollars to do the porn movie.  What better proof that she is an unfit mother is there?
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Re: Octo's New Option -- Porn or Diapers?!
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2009, 11:06:42 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 26, 2009, 10:42:33 AM
I dunno. I hope she takes the million dollars to do the porn movie.  What better proof that she is an unfit mother is there?

gonna have to do a whole bunch of airbrushing.... :o

have you seen the pictures of her belly before the octuplets were born? looks painful.
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Re: Octo's New Option -- Porn or Diapers?!
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2009, 11:07:57 AM »
Quote from: debk on February 26, 2009, 11:06:42 AM
gonna have to do a whole bunch of airbrushing.... :o

have you seen the pictures of her belly before the octuplets were born? looks painful.


ewww.  I think I'm gonna have nightmares tonight now. 
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Re: Octo's New Option -- Porn or Diapers?!
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2009, 11:48:26 AM »
Quote from: debk on February 26, 2009, 10:33:30 AM
There was some guy on the Today Show this morning who said the hospital could very well block her from taking the babes home.

If the house is not equipped to handle all those babies on top of the existing 6, she won't be allowed to take them home because they will need special care for some time, let alone the fact there are eight of them.

Going to be very tough to handle 14 kids in a 3 br house.... :uhsure:

He said if they don't go home with her....then the taxpayers will be taking care of them.... :mental:

I seen a similiar commentary on Fox this AM. Octo claims to have help  for a new house coming or something crazy like that.
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Re: Octo's New Option -- Porn or Diapers?!
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2009, 12:08:35 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on February 26, 2009, 10:37:39 AM

I thought I read somewhere that she was shopping some million dollar home. 


Here it is


4 bedrooms, so those kids will be packed into 3 rooms. 
That won't meed life safety code. 4 bedrooms = a max of 8 people.
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Re: Octo's New Option -- Porn or Diapers?!
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2009, 12:11:41 PM »
She should move.  Here you could get a 12 bedroom house with 10 baths for that much.  Hell, you could probably buy a small town for that much here.
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Re: Octo's New Option -- Porn or Diapers?!
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2009, 12:12:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on February 26, 2009, 11:07:57 AM

ewww.  I think I'm gonna have nightmares tonight now. 

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Re: Octo's New Option -- Porn or Diapers?!
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2009, 04:35:50 PM »
Quote from: debk on February 26, 2009, 11:06:42 AM
gonna have to do a whole bunch of airbrushing.... :o

have you seen the pictures of her belly before the octuplets were born? looks painful.


Just remove a few yards of skin........NO PROBLEM!   :evillaugh:
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Re: Octo's New Option -- Porn or Diapers?!
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2009, 05:34:22 PM »
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Fearing that Nadya Suleman "will become the subject of endless ridicule and scorn," the president of Pink Visual has offered Octo a "full year's worth of diapers" if she keeps her baby maker where it belongs ... fully covered and far away from any type of recording device.

Too late. :whatever:
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Re: Octo's New Option -- Porn or Diapers?!
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2009, 12:20:57 PM »
Diaper Pron.  :hyper:
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