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Student Busted For Squeeze Play
« on: February 26, 2009, 09:51:02 AM »
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FEBRUARY 24--Does this woman look like a testicle crusher? Well, that's what cops claim University of Colorado student Chalie Simon did to a former boyfriend early Saturday morning during a confrontation at a campus apartment. Simon, a 19-year-old sophomore, went to Job Donkor's home at about 4 AM and became irate when he sought to remove her from the residence. That's when Simon allegedly "grabbed his testicles and squeezed hard," according to a police report. Donkor, 23, replied, "Yeah, it hurt a lot," when a cop asked about Simon's squeeze play.  ...


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Re: Student Busted For Squeeze Play
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2009, 11:16:13 AM »
I'm guessing this isn't a bouncy ball story after all.   :-)
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Re: Student Busted For Squeeze Play
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2009, 11:17:42 AM »
"JOB DONKER"?!?

 :rotf: :lmao:

I the guy a porn star?
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Re: Student Busted For Squeeze Play
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2009, 11:22:08 AM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on February 26, 2009, 11:17:42 AM
"JOB DONKER"?!?

 :rotf: :lmao:

I the guy a porn star?
...not any more.  He didn't get laid off either.  :rimshot:
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Re: Student Busted For Squeeze Play
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2009, 11:31:03 AM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on February 26, 2009, 11:17:42 AM
"JOB DONKER"?!?

 :rotf: :lmao:

I the guy a porn star?

I'd expect him to file for disability if he was...
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