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You Must Be Tired
« on: February 25, 2009, 05:40:54 PM »
...because you've been running through my mind all day.



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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2009, 05:48:40 PM »
That sweater looks great on you







But it would look better on my floor
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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2009, 05:55:00 PM »
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2009, 05:59:32 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 25, 2009, 05:55:57 PM
O M G -- please tell me that didn't work with your current wife!!
No; it was more along the line of: You could do worse...I saw the video on-line.
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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2009, 06:00:38 PM »
Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2009, 06:04:37 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on February 25, 2009, 06:00:38 PM
Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Flashlight




Do you know karate?

Because your body is kickin'.
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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2009, 07:20:36 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 25, 2009, 06:04:37 PM

Do you know karate?

Because your body is kickin'.

I think I might use that one  :p
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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2009, 07:24:18 PM »
Wanna ****?



I've always been a simple direct kind of guy. :-)
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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2009, 07:56:32 PM »
I'm sorry. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2009, 08:22:28 PM »
Hmm.....these were the same lines the Frat Boys were using when I was in college a hunerd years ago.... :thatsright:
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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2009, 08:23:41 PM »
Quote from: debk on February 25, 2009, 08:22:28 PM
Hmm.....these were the same lines the Frat Boys were using when I was in college a hunerd years ago.... :thatsright:

oh come on people. I need some good ones!

ladies, tell us what works
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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2009, 08:27:36 PM »
M told me ..."you have really beautiful eyes. did you know the eyes are the windows to the soul?"

Worked real well for me.... :naughty:
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2009, 08:35:13 PM »
Quote from: debk on February 25, 2009, 08:27:36 PM
M told me ..."you have really beautiful eyes. did you know the eyes are the windows to the soul?"

Worked real well for me.... :naughty:

Let me write that down in my little notebook
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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2009, 08:41:17 PM »
Wanna take a ride in a real spaceship?  It's got Infinite Improbability Drive, you'll love it.
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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2009, 08:44:01 PM »
This never works!!!!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVCRgI2Ld7U[/youtube]
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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2009, 08:52:55 PM »
This one worked for me once.  And only once.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q31ZpibKcN4&feature=related[/youtube]

OK OK...  The candle light and alcohol probably helped too

 :cheersmate:

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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2009, 10:08:24 AM »
Hey, you look kinda tense, wanna a back rub?
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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2009, 10:43:40 AM »
"I lost my puppy, will you help me look for him?  I think I saw him run into that motel over there. "
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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2009, 11:20:04 AM »
I am very wealthy and will buy you a convertable to mitigate my average sized penis.

(I believe in truth in advertising)
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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2009, 12:07:42 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on February 26, 2009, 11:20:04 AM
(I believe in truth in advertising)

Except for that little bit about 'Wealthy,' but those things are kind of relative, really...

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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2009, 01:36:21 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 26, 2009, 10:43:40 AM
"I lost my puppy, will you help me look for him?  I think I saw him run into that motel over there. "


You use that line when you're out stylin' in your ride don'tcha?





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Re: You Must Be Tired
« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2009, 06:08:03 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 26, 2009, 10:43:40 AM
"I lost my puppy, will you help me look for him?  I think I saw him run into that motel over there. "

You don't need pick up lines for hookahs... :evillaugh:
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