Heard on the radio during the pumping stage of the job (we have nothing but time (oh, and alias are assigned))
Eldon: Hey Carver!
Carver [dead-pan]: What?
Eldon: If I was a cupcake with rainbow frosting would you eat me?
Carver [still dead-pan]: Would you have sprinkles?
Eldon: Yeah.
Carver [STILL dead-pan]: Oh hell yeah.