Author Topic: Happy FAT Tuesday  (Read 12476 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Thor

  • General Ne'er Do Well, Troublemaker & All Around Meanie!!
  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13103
  • Reputation: +363/-297
  • Native Texan & US Navy (ret)
Happy FAT Tuesday
« on: February 24, 2009, 06:53:32 AM »
Today is the last day of normalcy until Easter. What's on y'all's agenda for the day??
"The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation."- IBID

I AM your General Ne'er Do Well, Troublemaker & All Around Meanie!!

"Congress has not unlimited powers to provide for the general welfare, but only those specifically enumerated."-Thomas Jefferson

Offline Flame

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4361
  • Reputation: +166/-34
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2009, 07:27:47 AM »
Tuesday.  Cold, again.

Need to run to Target for a couple things today, and drop by CVS to pick up my meds.  Going to check out a small gym near here to see if I can do a month to month membership, too.

Tried the Tiger Woods 2009 for the Wii yesterday...it's much tougher than the old versions...might need to practice while the kids are at school so I can beat my son!

Offline Splashdown

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6729
  • Reputation: +475/-100
  • Out of 9 lives, I spent 7
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2009, 07:58:44 AM »
We're going to Denny's for dinner tonight. Breakfast for dinner to celebrate Fat Tuesday!
Let nothing trouble you,
Let nothing frighten you. 
All things are passing;
God never changes.
Patience attains all that it strives for.
He who has God lacks nothing:
God alone suffices.
--St. Theresa of Avila



"No crushed ice; no peas." -- Undies

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1998/-134
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2009, 08:32:49 AM »
Got some CD's to roll over.....gonna shop banks for the best deal....see how much they ain't paying.

2.4 % was the best offer yesterday.....WACHOVIA was less than 1% ....and a 5 year annuity at 4.10% was discussed at one place......think I may invest in CHEETOS.
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline debk

  • Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12473
  • Reputation: +467/-58
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2009, 08:55:43 AM »
Finished up a report this morning....temp's supposed to start warming up...it's sunny out!

Think I will make potato pancakes for dinner.....

M's supposed to be giving up cigarettes for Lent (hopefully permanently!!)....he went to Chattanooga today and is going back tomorrow ...I figure the Jeep will have enough smoke fumes to help him get through tomorrow... ::)
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2009, 08:58:02 AM »
Oh my.  Lent starts tomorrow.

It's probably a good time for me to contemplate upon the best means of giving up cigarettes.

With 0bama's new tobacco taxes taking effect April 1, I want to be smoke-free by then, so I'm not funding 0bama's government.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline Sweet Dee

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1460
  • Reputation: +80/-77
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2009, 09:16:53 AM »
Woohoo!!  Happy Fat Tuesday!!  I'm going to a social gathering after class tonight, that I'm sure will be full of boobs and beads.  haha  I hope everyone has a great day   :-)

Offline thundley4

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 40571
  • Reputation: +2224/-127
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2009, 09:18:23 AM »
Woohoo!!  Happy Fat Tuesday!!  I'm going to a social gathering after class tonight, that I'm sure will be full of boobs and beads.  haha  I hope everyone has a great day   :-)

Take a camera.  :popcorn:

Offline Toastedturningtidelegs

  • Holy Crap! Look at my
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3759
  • Reputation: +218/-69
  • OBAMA PHONE!
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2009, 09:20:26 AM »
Woohoo!!  Happy Fat Tuesday!!  I'm going to a social gathering after class tonight, that I'm sure will be full of boobs and beads.  haha  I hope everyone has a great day   :-)
In other words "a wild drunken college orgy"? :-)
Call me "Asshole" One more time!

Offline asdf2231

  • would like to cordially invite you to the pants party!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6562
  • Reputation: +556/-162
  • VRWC Arts And Crafts Director
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2009, 09:21:21 AM »
I've been watching the news all morning. Holy Hell.

It's like watching a circus train stop so that the passengers can run a nuclear plant. :p

Missed a dental appointment and I have to do a bunch of stuff to get ready to go on vacation tomorrow. Meh.




Build a man a fire and he will be warm for awhile.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life...

Offline Toastedturningtidelegs

  • Holy Crap! Look at my
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3759
  • Reputation: +218/-69
  • OBAMA PHONE!
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2009, 09:21:46 AM »
Call me "Asshole" One more time!

Offline Sweet Dee

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1460
  • Reputation: +80/-77
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2009, 09:21:51 AM »
In other words "a wild drunken college orgy"? :-)

LOL  Nah.  I'm old, all my friends are old.  haha :)  I'm actually going to a sports bar!  Weird.   :mental:

Offline Sweet Dee

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1460
  • Reputation: +80/-77
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2009, 09:22:13 AM »

Offline Sweet Dee

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1460
  • Reputation: +80/-77
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2009, 09:31:57 AM »
C'mere babe, I got some beads for you.

Woohoo!  ;)  lol  This is shaping up to be a great Tuesday. 

Offline thundley4

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 40571
  • Reputation: +2224/-127
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2009, 09:46:46 AM »
C'mere babe, I got some beads for you.



Offline debk

  • Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12473
  • Reputation: +467/-58
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2009, 09:53:50 AM »
See? The kitten on the right is a female.


Duh....


 :tongue:
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

Offline Sweet Dee

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1460
  • Reputation: +80/-77
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2009, 09:57:39 AM »
See? The kitten on the right is a female.

Beads are awesome.   :-)  lol

Offline asdf2231

  • would like to cordially invite you to the pants party!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6562
  • Reputation: +556/-162
  • VRWC Arts And Crafts Director
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2009, 10:12:54 AM »
My wife went down to NOLA on business and came back with like, 75 strands of those beads.

People must be really friendly down there to just give them away like that.




Build a man a fire and he will be warm for awhile.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life...

Offline Sweet Dee

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1460
  • Reputation: +80/-77
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2009, 10:15:20 AM »
I have a friend that just came back with a boat load of beads too.
But he's a guy.

What a waste of beads.  lol  Those are for boobies, sheesh ;) 

Offline Sweet Dee

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1460
  • Reputation: +80/-77
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2009, 10:27:29 AM »
I don't think this guy knows what the beads are for.
He thought he was supposed to collect them.

Wow.  lol  Maybe he didn't get the hint while he was down there?!  haha   :thatsright:

Offline thundley4

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 40571
  • Reputation: +2224/-127
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2009, 10:29:54 AM »

Offline asdf2231

  • would like to cordially invite you to the pants party!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6562
  • Reputation: +556/-162
  • VRWC Arts And Crafts Director
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2009, 10:42:52 AM »
What a waste of beads.  lol  Those are for boobies, sheesh ;) 

Na AH!!!

My wife said they were for smiling at people!

She has a great smile and that's why she had nearly a hundred sets.

She also had a couple hundred one dollar bills. I'm not sure where those came from.

Oh and she had a wicked bad accident with a vaccuum cleaner down there that left marks all over her neck.







Build a man a fire and he will be warm for awhile.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life...

Offline Sweet Dee

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1460
  • Reputation: +80/-77
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2009, 10:44:27 AM »
Na AH!!!

My wife said they were for smiling at people!

She has a great smile and that's why she had nearly a hundred sets.

She also had a couple hundred one dollar bills. I'm not sure where those came from.

Oh and she had a wicked bad accident with a vaccuum cleaner down there that left marks all over her neck.





haha  Gotta watch out for those vacuum cleaners ;)   

Offline jtyangel

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9116
  • Reputation: +497/-110
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2009, 10:55:12 AM »
LOL  Nah.  I'm old, all my friends are old.  haha :)  I'm actually going to a sports bar!  Weird.   :mental:

That sounds like an invitation.  :-)

Offline Sweet Dee

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1460
  • Reputation: +80/-77
Re: Happy FAT Tuesday
« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2009, 10:55:38 AM »
That sounds like an invitation.  :-)

You know it!  Bring it on :)