OMG these people are idiots. They never think outside the box or outside lockstep.
DUmb ass .... if you really wanted your kid to have pineapples for breakfast why not use a KNIFE?!
GMC Chrysler. Hell, I carry a P-38 with me at all times but if I couldn't find that my handy dandy pocket knife will open a can just fine.
On second thought ..... stay the hell away from the knives. It would be a damn shame for your daughter to see you slice your friggin hand off. If she is not around .... carry the hell on!
KC
I learned to use a large flat blade screwdriver pretty effectively over a 3 week remote area camping trip one time. Packed everything including the kitchen sink, and forgot the damn can opener. I now have one of those gerber multitools that goes everywhere.