Advice for the electrically challenged DUmmie: Take light bulb out of the wash room socket, flood washroom floor with water....might want to add a little table salt for good measure. Take wifes moth eaten sweater out to the Yugo, rub the plastic WAL_MART seat covers until you build up a large static charge of electricity. Now run into wash room, flip ON the light switch and and stick finger in the light socket. This will reverse the flow of electrons on the power grid, reversing the meter and recharging the battery at the power company. They now will owe "YOU" for electricity and you'll never have to worry about paying another light bill....your survivors might but "YOU" won't.
