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Offline DixieBelle

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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2009, 08:49:06 PM »
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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2009, 09:12:32 PM »
Hmmm... I guess I just imagined all the variations of chimpanzee that W was compared to on DU all those years.

I just hope CC doesn't end up on the list of sites that shall not be named.

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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2009, 09:14:11 PM »
Hmmm... I guess I just imagined all the variations of chimpanzee that W was compared to on DU all those years.
I just hope CC doesn't end up on the list of sites that shall not be named.

Hell, that's half of Swamp Rat's portfolio right there.
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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2009, 09:33:12 PM »
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I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave.

Consider yourself duly warned.  As conservatives, we've more intelligence in our right foot pinky toe than if one were to take the collective intelligence of the DUmmies, place them in one body, and they were to live 10,000 lifetimes having retained the knowledge they obtained from one life to another.  You're scared to even try to take us on, a move completely born of your own incompetence and fear of being dismantled and humiliated(though you lie to yourself and claim it's based on your own undesire to even try), so you lurk while we laugh at you.  You're nobodys wishing you were somebodys, which is quite comical, and it's the only reason anyone takes interest in you at all.  It's how life has always been and will always be for you and your ilk, so get used to it.

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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2009, 10:09:03 PM »
Bite me asshats. 90% of you can't even claim to be decent human beings
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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #30 on: February 23, 2009, 11:41:04 PM »
Bite me asshats. 90% of you can't even claim to be decent human beings

You're being generous.  I would say 99.9999999999%

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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #31 on: February 24, 2009, 04:57:55 AM »
Bite me asshats. 90% of you can't even claim to be decent human beings.

Oh God no.

That's one of the primary primitive delusions, that they're decent and civilized people.
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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #32 on: February 24, 2009, 07:50:39 AM »
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rasputin1952   (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-24-09 07:38 AM
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14. Locking...
Conservative Cave is on the Bad Site List.

And while mosr Conservatives live in caves, nos sense in usshing theit stuff here,,,
 


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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #33 on: February 24, 2009, 08:03:10 AM »
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rasputin1952   (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-24-09 07:38 AM
Response to Original message
14. Locking...
Conservative Cave is on the Bad Site List.

And while mosr Conservatives live in caves, nos sense in usshing theit stuff here,,,   

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« Last Edit: February 24, 2009, 08:09:19 AM by Odin's Hand »
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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #34 on: February 24, 2009, 08:27:55 AM »
Oh no.

Now we're "the other site that shall not be mentioned."

Damn.
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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #35 on: February 24, 2009, 09:32:58 AM »
we are bad enough that they lock threads in which we are mentioned, but not bad enough to delete them, apparently.  we have got to try harder, people. :-)

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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #36 on: February 24, 2009, 09:51:09 AM »
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rasputin1952   (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-24-09 07:38 AM
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14. Locking...
Conservative Cave is on the Bad Site List.

And while mosr Conservatives live in caves, nos sense in usshing theit stuff here,,,
   





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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #37 on: February 24, 2009, 09:52:06 AM »
we are bad enough that they lock threads in which we are mentioned, but not bad enough to delete them, apparently.  we have got to try harder, people. :-)

I'm nasty, vile, and truthful.  I don't know what more I can do.

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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #38 on: February 24, 2009, 09:52:34 AM »
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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #39 on: February 24, 2009, 10:44:27 AM »
I'm nasty, vile, and truthful.  I don't know what more I can do.

Same here, I don't know how to be a bigger prick to them than I already is!
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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #40 on: February 24, 2009, 10:47:48 AM »
Same here, I don't know how to be a bigger prick to them than I already is!

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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #41 on: February 24, 2009, 11:58:59 AM »
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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #42 on: February 24, 2009, 01:35:16 PM »
we are bad enough that they lock threads in which we are mentioned, but not bad enough to delete them, apparently.  we have got to try harder, people. :-)

and of course they accuse conservatives of stifling divergent viewpoints

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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #43 on: February 24, 2009, 03:33:01 PM »
Yeah more of that diversity they love to claim they have but suddenly forget about when their opinons the only one that counts. The inbreading over there has reached critical mass and is about to explode into a huge blast of moronicism.
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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #44 on: February 24, 2009, 04:13:13 PM »
Yeah more of that diversity they love to claim they have but suddenly forget about when their opinons the only one that counts. The inbreading over there has reached critical mass and is about to explode into a huge blast of moronicism.

 :thatsright:

Hasn't that stage already been reached?
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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #45 on: February 24, 2009, 05:06:40 PM »
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: I wish someone had warned me about the Conservative Cave
« Reply #46 on: February 24, 2009, 05:13:11 PM »




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