Okay, here's what really happened--remember, DUmmies lie. All the time, DUmmies lie.
The eight-ball primitive some time ago discovered us; how, only God knows, but it's been a while.
The eight-ball primitive wanted to yell-and-scream at us for those quotes.
The eight-ball primitive made up the story about finding us via Google, because he didn't want to admit how he really found us.
In case the eight-ball primitive is lurking, my fellow alum Skins has yet to make a public announcement banning the mention of conservativecave on Skins's island; that ban pertains to conservativeunderground, but until my fellow alum includes us in that, it's reasonable to assume a primitive can get away with mentioning this site there.