Ooooookay.
This is a story posted by the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher.
How much is anybody willing to bet that by the time this is all figured out, all straightened out, all details aired, it's going to be.....well, the usual dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher stretchy?
The dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher has a habit of doing this.
This is going to be a stretchy comparable to the subway cat stretching a girdle made for someone with the build of Nancy Reagan.
Anybody wanna bet?