I appreciate the humor of applying phonetics of those who are not born and raised in the USA, but there are much funnier versions of gringo-speak alburros that go the other way.
Fair `nuff...butt...does that mean you are pissed at me?
Anyhow, maybe you can share your list...not being an asshole, just trying to be open minded. I have zero problem with laughing at myself...hell...my wife does it all the time...so did my parents, brothers, relatives, teachers, and complete strangers.
