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Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an asshole
« on: February 17, 2009, 10:39:51 PM »
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alcibiades_mystery  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Feb-17-09 07:37 PM
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Note to Self: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an asshole

Just another little snippet to add to my internal book of judgment. "Illegal" is an adjective.

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McCamy Taylor  (1000+ posts)     Tue Feb-17-09 07:38 PM
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1. Can I call W. an "illegal president" since he was selected not elected?   Updated at 7:33 PM

They're STILL not over getting defeated in 2004. Priceless.

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L. Coyote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Feb-17-09 09:23 PM
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104. NO! That's "Illegal Resident" of the People's House. But, close enough, I guess, so okay!
   
:rofl: But, next time, try to get it right. :rofl:

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dkf  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Feb-17-09 07:41 PM
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2. What do you call people who are not in this country legally?
   
Are you saying we should call people "illegal aliens" instead?

 
RB TexLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Feb-17-09 07:44 PM
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4. undocumented

Free Ponyâ„¢ goes off his feed when confronted by such harsh language as "border jumper" , "illegal alien" or some others that are very much less politically correct.

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hughee99  (1000+ posts) Tue Feb-17-09 07:49 PM
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9. So someone who immigrates to somewhere
   
in a manner that does not conform with the existing laws is an "undocumented" immigrant. Is someone with fake paperwork a "documented" or "undocumented" immigrant? They have documents, they just are not lawful documents nor were they obtained legally.

....Gold medal performance in mental gymnastics there.

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backscatter712  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Feb-17-09 10:52 PM
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146. You understand that people are pretty much forced to commit that crime.
   
Since we in America have found it in our infinite wisdom to make it completely illegal for unauthorized immigrants (OK, there is no PC term) to even get a job, but haven't thought about the problems such a law would cause in that they're still here, and have to make a living somehow, guess what - they steal identities.

I'm not saying that identity theft is right, but it's not like they have a choice.

I'm sure that the next time you get mugged the mugger will stop to explain how he was forced to do it because of this Horrible Bush Economy (that they jumped the border to take part in  ::) )

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customerserviceguy  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)     Tue Feb-17-09 07:50 PM
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10. Drug dealer = unlicensed pharmacist
   
works for me. So does illegal alien.

I smell a mole.

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alcibiades_mystery  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Tue Feb-17-09 08:14 PM
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41. From a grammatical point of view, it is equally dumb
   
The semantics of "illegal" make it worse.

A DU'er complaining about grammar.. Spot the irony.
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an asshole
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2009, 10:41:32 PM »
Mike - Asshole...  :usflag:
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an asshole
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2009, 10:43:45 PM »
Asshole rich_t reporting for duty.

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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an asshole
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2009, 10:48:43 PM »
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backscatter712  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Feb-17-09 10:52 PM
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146. You understand that people are pretty much forced to commit that crime.
   
Since we in America have found it in our infinite wisdom to make it completely illegal for unauthorized immigrants (OK, there is no PC term) to even get a job, but haven't thought about the problems such a law would cause in that they're still here, and have to make a living somehow, guess what - they steal identities.

I'm not saying that identity theft is right, but it's not like they have a choice.

So, does that mean that if someone wants to steal my identity, I can go ahead and send them to this DUmbass and he/she will give their own ID up?

I can't believe these people don't stop breathing in their sleep. It's even scarier that they somehow procreate.

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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an asshole
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2009, 10:57:44 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on February 17, 2009, 10:48:43 PM
So, does that mean that if someone wants to steal my identity, I can go ahead and send them to this DUmbass and he/she will give their own ID up?

I can't believe these people don't stop breathing in their sleep. It's even scarier that they somehow procreate.



Mike, do NOT attempt to understand DUers.  It merely makes your hair hurt.
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an asshole
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2009, 12:24:26 AM »
So, let the OP personally pay for all expenses from anyone who invades our border.

Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind, asshole.
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an asshole
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2009, 04:47:11 AM »
Mike and Rich, sing with me (to the tune of the Dr. Pepper jingle)

I'm an asshole
You're an asshole
She's an asshole
He's an asshole
Wouldn't you like to be an asshole too?

Be an asshole
Stop the illegals
Be an asshole
Stop the invasion (etc. . . .)
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an *******
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2009, 04:56:24 AM »
Do they sit around all day trying to come up with stupid nonsense to be outraged about or does it just flow uncontrollably from their minds of mush.

Rhetorical question probably.
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an *******
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2009, 05:07:57 AM »
Quote from: Carl on February 18, 2009, 04:56:24 AM
Do they sit around all day trying to come up with stupid nonsense to be outraged about or does it just flow uncontrollably from their minds of mush.

Yes.

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Rhetorical question probably.

Maybe . . .
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an *******
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2009, 06:51:05 AM »
Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an ....intelligent person who sees thru the liberal BS and calls an illegal alien just what they are, an illegal alien.
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an *******
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2009, 09:37:50 AM »
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Note to Self: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an *******

So close.  Now if they would just do this:

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Note to Self: Keep my mouth closed and just appear stupid rather than opening my mouth and removing all doubt.

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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an asshole
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2009, 09:41:52 AM »
The buttscatter primitive's "logic" is, as Spock would say, illogical.
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an asshole
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2009, 09:56:10 AM »
Jukin reporting in as asshole too!

Jukin also calls blacks black not afro-Americans.
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an asshole
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2009, 10:11:44 AM »
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an asshole
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2009, 10:14:15 AM »
Now, what do the primitives call about-to-be-born infants who aren't allowed to be born?

Isn't that something as insulting, if not more so?
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an asshole
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2009, 10:22:38 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 18, 2009, 10:14:15 AM
Now, what do the primitives call about-to-be-born infants who aren't allowed to be born?

Isn't that something as insulting, if not more so?

No, those are called "potential source of stem cells".
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an asshole
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2009, 02:27:31 PM »
Correctly quoting legal terminology makes one an asshole?
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illegal immigrant
n. an alien (non-citizen) who has entered the United States without government permission or stayed beyond the termination date of a visa.
It isn't a judgmental thing, it is a WORDS HAVE MEANINGS thing.
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an *******
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2009, 02:37:39 PM »
I guess I'm an ******* too.

I call them illegals all the time and I'm Hispanic.



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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an *******
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2009, 02:53:20 PM »
Quote from: Servonaut on February 18, 2009, 02:37:39 PM
I guess I'm an ******* too.

I call them illegals all the time and I'm Hispanic.

I guess that makes you a self hating racist to the DU crowd.
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an asshole
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2009, 02:54:51 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on February 18, 2009, 02:27:31 PM
Correctly quoting legal terminology makes one an asshole?
Law.com definition     It isn't a judgmental thing, it is a WORDS HAVE MEANINGS thing.

 :lmao:  that, was funny.
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an asshole
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2009, 03:46:48 PM »
OK ,If this is what they want,having us not call them illeagle aliens then I suggest we use a new name, "random targets of opportunity".
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an asshole
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2009, 03:57:21 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on February 18, 2009, 03:46:48 PM
OK ,If this is what they want,having us not call them illeagle aliens then I suggest we use a new name, "random targets of opportunity".

that is rather catchy...........  :)
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an *******
« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2009, 04:05:38 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on February 18, 2009, 02:53:20 PM
I guess that makes you a self hating racist to the DU crowd.

No big deal

I'm a Texan first,

An American second,

and a Hispanic third

Suck on that DUmmies :fuelfire:

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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an *******
« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2009, 04:31:52 PM »
Quote from: Servonaut on February 18, 2009, 04:05:38 PM
No big deal

I'm a Texan first,

An American second,

and a Hispanic third

Suck on that DUmmies :fuelfire:



Sounds about right to me.
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Re: Anyone who calls a human being an "illegal" is an *******
« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2009, 05:20:52 PM »
Quote from: Servonaut on February 18, 2009, 04:05:38 PM
No big deal

I'm a Texan first,

An American second,

and a Hispanic third

Suck on that DUmmies :fuelfire:



so we can call them non-legal foreign nationals?
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