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Offline rich_t

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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2009, 10:18:12 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 17, 2009, 09:01:27 PM
Spycams see what they see...

I back traced the IP address of that spycam and it resolves to...

Umm...  Wait a second, isn't that your garage?

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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2009, 12:37:05 AM »
Quote from: rich_t on February 17, 2009, 10:18:12 PM
I back traced the IP address of that spycam and it resolves to...

Umm...  Wait a second, isn't that your garage?

 :cheersmate:

That is my ex-wife's garage -- damn! I thought that IP was not supposed to renew.  It looks like her new b/f's b/f  showed up for a cameo.
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2009, 01:56:42 AM »
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2009, 04:56:39 AM »
Quote from: LC EFA on February 18, 2009, 01:56:42 AM


H5, LC!  That is Teh Funnah!

BS to Freedumb, though.  I have The Heiress on my lap as I type this, and she saw the Marilyn Manson-type thing.  I thank God that she'll probably never remember such a traumatic picture/event.
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2009, 06:40:31 AM »
Oh FFS! :whatever:
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25. you can start by not calling her a whore
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 rvablue  (1000+ posts)      Tue Feb-17-09 06:16 PM
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32. DITTO! n/t
     
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 Matariki  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-17-09 08:21 PM
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98. indeed. what a rotten word. 
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 LostinVA  (1000+ posts)      Tue Feb-17-09 06:58 PM
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 slampoet (1000+ posts)      Tue Feb-17-09 07:59 PM
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92. Yes because as all DU'ers know Words are more important than action.
 
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #30 on: February 18, 2009, 07:00:40 AM »
DUmmie said, "Tonight, I am sad. I feel I missed an opportunity."

SAD !!!....Hell, I'd be suicidal if my last chance was a $5 BJ from a gold toothed skank.
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #31 on: February 18, 2009, 08:09:03 AM »
The best blowjob I ever got cost me five bucks. (The ex and I were having a little roleplay fun.)
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #32 on: February 18, 2009, 08:52:04 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 18, 2009, 04:56:39 AM
H5, LC!  That is Teh Funnah!

BS to Freedumb, though.  I have The Heiress on my lap as I type this, and she saw the Marilyn Manson-type thing.  I thank God that she'll probably never remember such a traumatic picture/event.

Mental blocks in your progeny are a wonderful thing, sir.

I'm fortunate in that my 4 1/2 year old for the most part chooses not to remember the accident he and his mother were in a couple months ago.  That was a hard time had by all, and best not relived more than necessary...
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #33 on: February 18, 2009, 09:18:20 AM »
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off to go fishing.  But we wouldn't be laughing that evening, when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.

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