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I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« on: February 17, 2009, 07:32:46 PM »
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I picked up a whore this evening.
She was younger than my daughter.

I was on my way home from a CAT scan this afternoon and stopped to get gas when a young lady with a gold tooth asked if she could get in my car to stay warm. I said yes.

When I got back into my car, she asked me if I wanted a date. I told her that I wasn't wealthy enough to have a date with someone as beautiful as she was. She was carrying a bag of cokes and junk food wearing torn jeans and a sweatshirt.

She started going down on the price and finally offered me a $5.00 blow job. I thanked her for her kind offer and asked where I could take her. Which turned out to be a couple of blocks away.

I left her in a bad neighborhood and started thinking of the extra room I had and wondering about what I could have done differently to help this kid.

Tonight, I am sad. I feel I missed an opportunity to make a difference. I worry for this defenseless stranger.


Hoo Boy...

I guess starting a thread called "I got blown by some young skank for $5 and now feel slightly guilty and dirty" would have been too much effort.  :uhsure:
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Bid Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2009, 07:34:48 PM »
Oh.

There follows a huge hissy fight over him using the word "Whore" to describe a Whore. :-)
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2009, 07:39:26 PM »
I do not want to imagine what this "lady" probably looked and smelled like.
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2009, 07:39:38 PM »
I saw this over there earlier.  Maybe this is CW's DU name?  
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thr
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2009, 07:49:31 PM »
H5 to Mia and BadCat.   :rotf:
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2009, 07:55:37 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on February 17, 2009, 07:32:46 PM
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Hoo Boy...

I guess starting a thread called "I got blown by some young skank for $5 and now feel slightly guilty and dirty" would have been too much effort.  :uhsure:


Or "I got blown by some young skank for $5 and now I have this burning when I pee".
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2009, 08:00:23 PM »
Okay, "Big Damn Whore" is my new catch phrase. :-) I'm gonna start calling everyone at work a BDW.  :rotf:
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2009, 08:06:23 PM »
Is getting a CAT scan a normal occurence for a DUmmy?  I've only had to get them when things go horribly wrong with my shunt (usually followed by surgery and a few days in the hospital).
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2009, 08:10:10 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on February 17, 2009, 07:32:46 PM
I guess starting a thread called "I got blown by some young skank for $5 and now feel slightly guilty and dirty" would have been too much effort.  :uhsure:

$20 whores were not difficult to find in my old neighborhood.  I can remember on at least one occasion offering them money to stay away from me.
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2009, 08:36:29 PM »
Quote from: Chris on February 17, 2009, 08:06:23 PM
Is getting a CAT scan a normal occurence for a DUmmy?  I've only had to get them when things go horribly wrong with my shunt (usually followed by surgery and a few days in the hospital).
I had one a few years ago to try to figure out some sinus issues that I was having. Took about a half hour.
The DUmmies on the other hand probably have a full on brain scan every week or so. I would hope medical science can use the data they get to find a cure for their condition.
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2009, 08:41:31 PM »
This story is rubber.
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2009, 08:51:03 PM »
Quote from: Carl on February 17, 2009, 07:39:26 PM
I do not want to imagine what this "lady" probably looked and smelled like.

Well, here we have a spycam pic of it:

« Last Edit: February 17, 2009, 09:00:58 PM by freedumb2003 »
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2009, 08:53:34 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 17, 2009, 08:51:03 PM
Well, here we have a spycam pic of it:



Friend of yours?
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2009, 08:56:52 PM »
Oh my. Spork warning please! :-)
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2009, 08:58:38 PM »
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2009, 08:59:31 PM »
What the hell is that???
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2009, 09:00:29 PM »
Glad I wasn't eating dinner when I saw that pic... Oh wait, I was.  :puke:
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2009, 09:01:27 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 17, 2009, 08:53:34 PM
Friend of yours?

Spycams see what they see...
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2009, 09:29:01 PM »
This is a BS Bouncy!

Any babe (whore), that even remotely looked anything like a female, would never have to ask in order to get into a car to 'warm up'. Most DUmmies couldn't get a BJ even if they wanted to pay for it! Even the oldest profession has scruples!

Gimme a frikkin break! Unless he/she/it looked like what has been posted above, this DUmmy would have had an orgasm trying to help out a fellow "puke"! As charitable as our "friends" are over at the stink pile, this should never had even made the "news".

This one won't even bounce as much as my grandaughter's Play Do!
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2009, 09:58:26 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on February 17, 2009, 09:29:01 PM
This is a BS Bouncy!

Any babe (whore), that even remotely looked anything like a female, would never have to ask in order to get into a car to 'warm up'. Most DUmmies couldn't get a BJ even if they wanted to pay for it! Even the oldest profession has scruples!

Gimme a frikkin break! Unless he/she/it looked like what has been posted above, this DUmmy would have had an orgasm trying to help out a fellow "puke"! As charitable as our "friends" are over at the stink pile, this should never had even made the "news".

This one won't even bounce as much as my grandaughter's Play Do!

maybe he was latching on to the 'sex worker' thread
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2009, 10:02:03 PM »
Oh I'm so disappointed! I thought Stevenumbers finally got a date.

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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2009, 10:04:09 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on February 17, 2009, 10:02:03 PM
Oh I'm so disappointed! I thought Stevenumbers finally got a date.

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$5 for 5 seconds and then cleaning the interior of the car is a date?
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2009, 10:06:38 PM »
Quote from: FGL on February 17, 2009, 10:04:09 PM
$5 for 5 seconds and then cleaning the interior of the car is a date?

Sounds like a case of beggars can't be choosers.
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2009, 10:07:44 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on February 17, 2009, 10:02:03 PM
Oh I'm so disappointed! I thought Stevenumbers finally got a date.

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H5 babe! That was funny, I don't care who ya are!
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Re: I picked up a whore this evening. (Yes seriously, another Big Damn Whore Thread)
« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2009, 10:15:48 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 17, 2009, 09:01:27 PM
Spycams see what they see...

That one looks to have been set up at a  Marilin Manson lookalike contest.

 
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