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Offline franksolich

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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2009, 02:09:36 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on February 17, 2009, 02:05:18 PM
I was really looking forward to this thread...

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Well, if you would've known the identity of the primitive originally posting this, perhaps you wouldn't be so disappointed; the racist babbling sister primitive, who thinks "darky" and "Pickaninny" toys are "cute."

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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2009, 02:22:11 PM »
Burgers, boobs and beer works for me.
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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2009, 02:26:49 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on February 17, 2009, 02:22:11 PM
Burgers, boobs and beer works for me.

But I don't think sagging buttocks would.
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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2009, 02:49:28 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on February 17, 2009, 02:22:11 PM
Burgers, boobs and beer works for me.

Already been done!

It's called "HOOTERS"  :-) :beer:
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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #29 on: February 17, 2009, 02:58:19 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on February 17, 2009, 02:49:28 PM
Already been done!

It's called "HOOTERS"  :-) :beer:

Wrong as a wee lil' ol' dinosaur could be.

Geez!  Everyone know that you go to Hooters for the Wings!

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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2009, 03:15:33 PM »
Quote from: miskie on February 16, 2009, 07:21:13 PM
babylonsister gives hummers for hamburgers ? Who'd a thunk it ?

"Ill gladly give you a hummer Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Oh gawd, Helen Thomas giving a blow job for a burger.
Whew! Glad I have a gallon of Clorox here with me for snorting.
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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2009, 03:57:44 PM »
Take away my choice to eat red meat.....and I will be buying a gun.

I even had a Big Mac for lunch....though I'm not sure I would call it "red meat"... :confused:
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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2009, 04:51:18 PM »
Quote from: debk on February 17, 2009, 03:57:44 PM
Take away my choice to eat red meat.....and I will be buying a gun.

But, deb, will you use it?  On a DUmb****, of course . . .
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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2009, 04:58:21 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 17, 2009, 04:51:18 PM
But, deb, will you use it?  On a DUmb****, of course . . .

I get so frustrated when I go to the grocery as it is, when I can't find what I'm looking for because it's either "fat free", "light", "low fat", "no sugar", etc....I am an adult. I know how to eat. I don't need someone else to tell me how.

All that crap is, is chemicals.

If schools would go back to teaching cooking and nutrition (planning a meal) in junior high, kids would learn how to eat properly....if their parents can't teach them.

Be a whole lot cheaper than finding a new way to make chemicals taste like real food.

 :ranton:....Sorry...but it's a major deal with me...telling me what I should or shouldn't eat.
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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2009, 05:06:05 PM »
Quote from: debk on February 17, 2009, 04:58:21 PM
I get so frustrated when I go to the grocery as it is, when I can't find what I'm looking for because it's either "fat free", "light", "low fat", "no sugar", etc....I am an adult. I know how to eat. I don't need someone else to tell me how.

All that crap is, is chemicals.

If schools would go back to teaching cooking and nutrition (planning a meal) in junior high, kids would learn how to eat properly....if their parents can't teach them.

Be a whole lot cheaper than finding a new way to make chemicals taste like real food.

 :ranton:....Sorry...but it's a major deal with me...telling me what I should or shouldn't eat.

Do what Gov. Palin does--kill your own food.  (I've got my share of two 10-pointers in the freezer.)

'Course, as I just realized, you'll have to get your own gun for that.  :thatsright:
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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2009, 05:08:38 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 17, 2009, 05:06:05 PM
Do what Gov. Palin does--kill your own food.  (I've got my share of two 10-pointers in the freezer.)

'Course, as I just realized, you'll have to get your own gun for that.  :thatsright:

We have guns in the house....I just have never used one.

And we have our own herd of deer.
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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2009, 05:10:21 PM »
Quote from: debk on February 17, 2009, 05:08:38 PM
We have guns in the house....I just have never used one.

And we have our own herd of deer.

Well, that makes the "hunting" part of that a lot easier, doesn't it?   :cheersmate:

Next thing you know, you'll be asking around for recipes for venison chili.
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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2009, 05:11:39 PM »
Quote from: FGL on February 16, 2009, 04:57:05 PM
if humans replaced meat with veggies, we would put out methane like the cows do
That explains a lot about DUmmies.
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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #38 on: February 17, 2009, 05:15:40 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 17, 2009, 02:58:19 PM
Wrong as a wee lil' ol' dinosaur could be.

Geez!  Everyone know that you go to Hooters for the Wings!

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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #39 on: February 17, 2009, 05:16:28 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on February 17, 2009, 05:15:40 PM

Hooters: Come for the wings; Stay for the breasts and thighs!!!!


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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #40 on: February 17, 2009, 05:17:07 PM »
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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #41 on: February 17, 2009, 05:18:02 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 17, 2009, 05:10:21 PM
Well, that makes the "hunting" part of that a lot easier, doesn't it?   :cheersmate:

Next thing you know, you'll be asking around for recipes for venison chili.


Nope...the other half makes wonderful venison chili.    

And it doesn't come from "our" deer. Someone usually gives us some venison every winter and he makes a big batch and we freeze it.
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #42 on: February 17, 2009, 06:32:51 PM »
Quote from: debk on February 17, 2009, 03:57:44 PM
Take away my choice to eat red meat.....and I will be buying a gun.

I even had a Big Mac for lunch....though I'm not sure I would call it "red meat"... :confused:

thats why God gave us ketchup
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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #43 on: February 17, 2009, 09:50:37 PM »
Quote from: FGL on February 17, 2009, 06:32:51 PM
thats why God gave us ketchup

I only eat kechup on potato pancakes, in cocktail sauce for shrimp, and put it on the top of meatloaf.

I have a mayonnaise addiction...the real stuff, not fat free, light or any other substitute....I even dip my french fries in it. :clueless:
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #44 on: February 17, 2009, 09:52:10 PM »
Quote from: debk on February 17, 2009, 09:50:37 PM
I only eat kechup on potato pancakes, in cocktail sauce for shrimp, and put it on the top of meatloaf.

I have a mayonnaise addiction...the real stuff, not fat free, light or any other substitute....I even dip my french fries in it. :clueless:

I'm not the only crazy one here!
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Re: Hamburgers are Hummers.
« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2009, 10:01:13 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 17, 2009, 02:58:19 PM
Wrong as a wee lil' ol' dinosaur could be.

Geez!  Everyone know that you go to Hooters for the Wings!

:II:

Wings, what wings? I never get any farther than the "Hoots"!
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