How about they get a freaking job bobostink?
Damn, sir, you're good; you did it again.
Can I start using that more-appropriate name to describe the bobbling primitive?
There isn't as much wrong with the "bobbling primitive" as there is with the "subway cat," but I was never sure if anyone understood my description of her; an older woman with some sort of neurological disorder that makes the head wobble.
Using the "bobostink primitive" on the other hand is more accurately descriptive.