DUmp Monkey Agitator Wants To Beat Up Rethugs...

[Airwolf]

Hey Dummies. remember this when you show up.


"Rules and bones are made to be broken. There are no rules in a fight. For gun fights read the following.




 The Sight M1911

Rules for a Gunfight
Anonymous
1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.

2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap - life is expensive.

3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.

4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough or using cover correctly.

5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)

6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.

7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.

9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel blows the powder from the flintlock of your musket."

10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

11. Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

12. Have a plan.

13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.

14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.

15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

16. Don't drop your guard.

17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.

18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them.)

19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.

20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.

21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.

23. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

24. Do not attend a gun fight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with anything smaller than "4".

25. You can't miss fast enough to win.

 

[Odin's Hand]

The DUmmy needs another palm strike to the nose bridge.

[Airwolf]

Rules of a Gunfight
Developed and compiled by the readership of rec.guns.


Avoid them like the plague
Be aware of what is going on around you by staying in condition yellow.
Have a plan or two. (If not, a "Last Will & Testament will do.)
Corollary: No plan survives contact with the enemy.
Bring at least one gun (don't bring a knife).
Bring the biggest gun you can handle.
Bring friends (as friendly witnesses or fire support).*
Let close air support or artillery soften-up the target for you. ;-)
Make use of available cover.
Remember the difference between concealment and cover.
Don't get shot (Use cover to your advantage).
Place your shots well.
Pay attention to where your shots fall.
"Speed's fine, but accuracy is final."
Don't miss. (You can't miss fast enough to win.)
Rules of drawing
If you're the bad guy, draw & shoot first.
If you're the good guy, draw second and shoot first.
Never turn your back on an armed bad guy, even if he's down.
Rules of wounds
A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
If you're bleeding to death, say something witty.
If you're actually dying, say something deep.
Never assume your opponent is out of ammo.
Bring lots of ammo.
In combat, you will be scared. You will have a tendency to shoot high. Be aware of this and aim low.
Rules of quitting
Don't quit just because you're hit; GET EVEN!
Never quit, period.
There is no prize for second place.
There's no such thing as "unfair advantage."
He who lives to run away will live to run another day (the best strategy is being somewhere else).
It is better to give than receive (Just like Christmas).
Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
If your opponents didn't have the courtesy to "Count Off!" before beginning, assume that there's one more somewhere.
When the cops pull up, think fast and move slow.
Say nothing afterwards but the Seven Magic Words: "I'd like to speak with my attorney."
Distribute press releases indicating you target belongs to a cult.*
Drop the one with the shotgun first.
Afterward, alter evidence to favor your position and plan for perjury.*
Use cutesy green-and-purple colored weapons and ammo so the press won't show any video of your non-evil-looking equipment. Fuzzy rifle-wrap works best.
Insist on at least $50K from tabloid TV producers.
[all rules with a * following them apply to Feds and BATF]

[AllosaursRus]

  :lmao:what a 

Ya know, what I find hilarious is, these idiots actually believe what they write! 

[Chris_]

If only they felt the same way about al Qeada. We would have had this war won a long time ago!

I suspect al qeada won't be hurt when these faggots hit with their purses than we will.

[TheSarge]

Just one nasty surprise ?

You've obviously never seen me in a bad mood. 

[claret1995]

 Me thinks the problem,we conservatives face,is we ALL want to be at the front of the line when the leftist agitator comes for us.

I think the best way to solve the problem is the basic virtual lottery

To give us the ultimate opportunity to embarass the leftist,I think and believe we should give all conservative women that desire to participate 3 chances in the lottery. Though I would enjoy being first ,we all know that anyone over the age of 13 can physically handle a dummie.
Under 13 is still 50/50

 Ladies I am not being sexist. I would like a front row seat if one of you win the lotto.

[BlueStateSaint]

 Me thinks the problem,we conservatives face,is we ALL want to be at the front of the line when the leftist agitator comes for us.

I think the best way to solve the problem is the basic virtual lottery

To give us the ultimate opportunity to embarass the leftist,I think and believe we should give all conservative women that desire to participate 3 chances in the lottery. Though I would enjoy being first ,we all know that anyone over the age of 13 can physically handle a dummie.
Under 13 is still 50/50

 Ladies I am not being sexist. I would like a front row seat if one of you win the lotto.

The first rule of fighting--if you're "fighting fair," you're probably going to lose.

Go armed.  Bring a gun to a knife fight.

[crockspot]

Bring it DUmmeh. When I put you in the hospital, and you are arrested for A&B, and I walk away free based on self defense, I'll send you flowers with a copy of your post as the note card.

[delilahmused]

Substitute Jews for repugs and you have Hitler.

Cindie

[The Village Idiot]

stop rethugs from what??

hey we only hyave 177 House seats and around 37 Senate seats.

we are powerless.

Unless he means writing on the internet and speaking on talk radio, oh how dangerous and powerful we are

[Zathras]

The first rule of fighting--if you're "fighting fair," you're probably going to lose.

Go armed.  Bring a gun to a knife fight.

Ah, the "Chicago way"...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g0RLyxP13o[/youtube]

[Tantal]

Hey, Lurking DUmmies, if you wouldn't mind, have Leftist Agitator sign up here and shoot me a PM. I'd love to meet him.....in an alley.

[USA4ME]

They do this from time to time, but then they never give their name, address, and phone number.  When they start doing that, I'll take it seriously.

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[Carl]

Hey, Lurking DUmmies, if you wouldn't mind, have Leftist Agitator sign up here and shoot me a PM. I'd love to meet him.....in an alley.

Ahem...from the op.....

Make their nightmares reality. No more Ms. (in my case) Nice Gal.

It is a female (can`t call one of them a lady) saying this sh!t.

[Tantal]

It is a female (can`t call one of them a lady) saying this sh!t.

Meh. Prolly a dyke. Vicious rug-munchers automatically lose any chivalrous mercy normally shown to proper ladies.

[Attero Dominatus]

Substitute Jews for repugs and you have Hitler.

Cindie

Plenty of them hate Jews as well. TomInTib was one of the few who got banned for it.