.....and the Grotto Gato.....
Hey, can I start using that, sir?
I've always called her the "subway cat," but never thought it 100% appropriate, because "subway cat" hints of sunglasses, a hat, snapping fingers--you know, someone hip, someone cool, someone trendy, someone with it.
The subway cat is definitely not hip, cool, trendy, with it.
"Subway cat" never really fully defined a humungous blob of flabby lard and watery shit, but despite my stretching the imagination from Nebraska to Bolivia, I could never think of a better name. But then you did, and I'd like to use that.