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Offline franksolich

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sparkling husband primitive wants to be safe
« on: February 13, 2009, 04:49:29 PM »
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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Fri Feb-13-09 03:30 PM
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My Big Assed jar of Skippy is getting low. Has all the bad peanut shit been taken off the market? 

Is it now safe to buy Skippy peanut butter?

I'm too tired to bother copying-and-pasting primitive comments, so here it is.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive wants to be safe
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2009, 05:15:39 PM »
Coach, the emasculated one would probably be scared by . . . cabbage? :evillaugh: :lmao: :rotf:

So, peanut butter scaring this one really shouldn't be a surprise . . .
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Re: sparkling husband primitive wants to be safe
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2009, 05:25:22 PM »
I have half a jar left......it's been tested.....hey, I know it's good because I ain't dead yet.......the DUmmie can have what's left for a mear $25 + shipping
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Re: sparkling husband primitive wants to be safe
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2009, 05:28:32 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 13, 2009, 05:25:22 PM
I have half a jar left......it's been tested.....hey, I know it's good because I ain't dead yet.......the DUmmie can have what's left for a mear $25 + shipping

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Re: sparkling husband primitive wants to be safe
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2009, 06:03:52 PM »

What's life without risk.  Life's too short to play it safe. 

GO FOR IT!  Except instead of buying Skippy, try Jif or Peter Pan instead.  Variety, man, variety....
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Re: sparkling husband primitive wants to be safe
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2009, 06:23:32 PM »
He is such a ***** that ol' 2-sparkles outhta apply for official Lesbo membership.

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