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Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
« on: February 13, 2009, 11:48:33 AM »
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FORT PIERCE — A Port St. Lucie man’s attempt to swipe “male enhancement tablets” from a Wal-Mart Supercenter ended with a trip to jail instead, according to a recently released affidavit.

Veroy Omar Chin, 29, got a trip to jail Wednesday after trying to abscond with Extenze Male Enhancement tablets from the retail giant in the 5100 block of Okeechobee Road.

A loss prevention worker spied Chin, of the 1700 block of Bella Vista Way, as he selected the tablets, which according to a Wal-Mart web site entry can “increase your size” and are “doctor approved, clinically tested.” He walked out without paying and was detained.

Chin reportedly was “argumentative and uncooperative” and asked to be given a break and afforded a chance to pay for the tablets, also billed as being able to “enhance pleasure & performance.”

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As I was perusing the crime news for Florida I noticed this ...Obama picks former police chief for Fort Pierce, PSL as drug czar :rotf:
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Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2009, 12:08:00 PM »
Oh, this guy's gonna get the shaft now.   :-)
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Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2009, 12:27:18 PM »
This story is HUGE!!!
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Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2009, 07:11:51 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on February 13, 2009, 12:27:18 PM
This story is HUGE!!!

No........it might have been if he had gotten a chance to use them.
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Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2009, 07:19:38 PM »


I expected a white guy...or an oriental.

This guy is REALLY hatin' life.
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Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2009, 09:38:48 PM »
Give the guy a break guys. He's small time. Not like he has a long record of big enormous crimes. So he has this little indiscretion. I for one will be the bigger man about all this.











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Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2009, 09:42:14 PM »
..."If incarceration last longer than 4 hours, consult a physician"...
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Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2009, 07:36:32 AM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on February 13, 2009, 09:38:48 PM
Give the guy a break guys. He's small time. Not like he has a long record of big enormous crimes. So he has this little indiscretion. I for one will be the bigger man about all this.











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I think he got the short end of the stick.
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Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2009, 07:38:54 AM »
Yup . . . He'll feel it for a while . . .
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Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2009, 08:59:35 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 14, 2009, 07:38:54 AM
Yup . . . He'll feel it for a while . . .
Maybe the judge will go soft on him.
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Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2009, 11:13:12 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on February 14, 2009, 08:59:35 AM
Maybe the judge will go soft on him.

Betcha Bubba won't...
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Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2009, 03:39:46 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on February 14, 2009, 08:59:35 AM
Maybe the judge will go soft on him.
I don't even think it will stand up in court.
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Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2009, 04:17:35 PM »
He'll finally get some hard time.

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Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2009, 06:30:14 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on February 14, 2009, 04:17:35 PM
He'll finally get some hard time.


You don't think they'll let this one slide?
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Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2009, 08:37:50 AM »
It took him a few seconds to put his hands up.
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Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2009, 08:42:04 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on February 14, 2009, 08:59:35 AM
Maybe the judge will go soft on him.

He might get off.
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Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2009, 09:24:41 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on February 15, 2009, 08:37:50 AM
It took him a few seconds to put his hands up.
Up what?
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Re: Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets' in Fort Pierce
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2009, 07:15:11 PM »
Shoplifting carries stiff consequences.
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