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Offline franksolich

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Oh my.

The worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive, who built that ark in the middle of the mountains and forests of Tennessee, with the idea that sooner or later he's going to float it out to the Atlantic Ocean.

The worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive in the past has expressed the wish to leave America because it's so lousy, but at the same time inquired how one collects American welfare while one's out of America.

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Wiley50  (1000+ posts)      Thu Feb-12-09 06:12 AM
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Seasteading: A Practical Guide to Homesteading the High Seas

Full book available free on line

If you love living in boats (or think you might)

http://www.seasteading.org/book_beta/full_book_beta.pdf

all else omitted, because it's just a bunch quoted nonsense

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B o d i (255 posts)        Thu Feb-12-09 06:16 AM
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1. Starring Kevin Costner?

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Wiley50  (1000+ posts)      Thu Feb-12-09 06:19 AM
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3. Not quite. Much more real

A 28 foot sailboat has been my home for three years

It's a good place to hide out, to avoid making child-support payments, one supposes.

The skidmarked underwear primitive:

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Skidmore  (1000+ posts)        Thu Feb-12-09 06:18 AM
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2. Well, this is something you won't catch me doing. 

I'm a prairie girl and need some land beneath my feet. Besides, I can't swim. You'll find me on the plains where the tall grasses blow and the smell of the rich black loam permeates the air.
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A real land yacht......... :rotf:
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A 28-foot sailboat, yeah...on pilings, in somebody's back yard!

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I always thought skidmore was a guy...

and isn't that 28 foot boat in like...west virginia?
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I always thought skidmore was a guy...

and isn't that 28 foot boat in like...west virginia?

The skidmarked underwear primitive's a farmwife in eastern Iowa, in late middle age.

The worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive's ark is way up in the mountains of Tennessee.
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The worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive's ark is way up in the mountains of Tennessee.

I wish I knew where.  I'd pay him a visit.

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I wish I knew where.  I'd pay him a visit.

I'd pay him a visit all the way from Nebraska, just to see how he plans on getting that thing seaworthy, and floating it out to sea.
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I'd pay him a visit all the way from Nebraska, just to see how he plans on getting that thing seaworthy, and floating it out to sea, and then mock him to high heaven.

Hopefully, Coach, you'd do what I added, too.
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A real land yacht......... :rotf:

I refer to my boat as a "Lawn Trawler"  :-)

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You cathcing cats with that thing?

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You cathcing cats with that thing?

Leaves, bugs and rainwater for the most part.