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India to launch cow urine as soft drink (no, we're not taking the p***)
« on: February 11, 2009, 08:20:18 AM »
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Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.

The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.

Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called "gau jal", or "cow water" – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".

"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told The Times from his headquarters in Hardwar, one of four holy cities on the River Ganges. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."
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The drink is the latest attempt by the RSS – which was founded in 1925 and now claims eight million members – to cleanse India of foreign influence and promote its ideology of Hindutva, or Hindu-ness. ...
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Re: India to launch cow urine as soft drink (no, we're not taking the p***)
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2009, 08:22:04 AM »
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Re: India to launch cow urine as soft drink (no, we're not taking the p***)
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2009, 08:25:00 AM »
I have a sneaking suspicion that this brew will ultimately replace the left-wing moonbat Kool-Aid that's so popular among the Obots and Obamaites these days.
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Re: India to launch cow urine as soft drink (no, we're not taking the p***)
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2009, 09:53:32 AM »
I would probably drink my OWN urine in an emergency situation, but cow urine as a beverage ?!?!?!?!? I don't think so.
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Re: India to launch cow urine as soft drink (no, we're not taking the p***)
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2009, 04:15:44 AM »
I freak my way, he freaks his.
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Re: India to launch cow urine as soft drink (no, we're not taking the p***)
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2009, 07:11:55 PM »
California will be the first state to sell it on tap...
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