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Offline franksolich

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sparkling husband primitive's Last Dinner
« on: February 10, 2009, 06:52:24 AM »
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Oh my.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-09-09 10:34 PM
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What is your death row meal?

You know .... the meal you'd want if it were your last.

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fishnfla  (1000+ posts)      Mon Feb-09-09 10:43 PM
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1. chile dog&a cold beer

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Lucinda  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-09-09 10:49 PM
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2. If I were having it right now it would be Insalata Caprese with heirlooms instead of plum tomatoes..

10 minutes from now it might be different.

I don't really have a "the LAST meal" mindset. I'm more of a "what sounds good right now" kind of foodie.

But I've been craving caprese for a couple of weeks now, so I'll go with that.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-09-09 10:56 PM
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4. The same as yours ........ which is to say .......

.... it changes every ten minutes!

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eleny  (1000+ posts)      Mon Feb-09-09 10:49 PM
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3. One that takes, oh, about 50 years to finish

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-09-09 10:56 PM
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5. Hahahaha

Best answer evah!

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The empressof all   (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-09-09 11:12 PM
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6. Honestly and probably only because it's been a long time

I'd take a huge bag of White Castle double cheeseburgers, really good French fries with malt vinegar and lots of salt, Haagen Das Chocolate Chocolate Chip Ice Cream and a big bag of Lay's Potato Chips (Sour Cream and Onion-no ridges). Oooooooh and maybe a bowl of Kraft Mac and Cheese--The blue box one but I'd want little chunks of Velveeta thrown in at the end so they are just ever so slightly melty.

And also some of Martha Stewarts Shaker Lemon Pie because I've been wanting it all day and can't make it until April.

I eat really healthy ---and for the last meal...I'd go out like gangbusters with the Junk

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TreasonousBastard  (1000+ posts)      Mon Feb-09-09 11:17 PM
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7. Wild brown mushrooms and fugu.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-09-09 11:35 PM
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8. Fugu with a nicked liver, right?

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TreasonousBastard  (1000+ posts)      Mon Feb-09-09 11:42 PM
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9. I hear it's delicious, and the last meal is the only way to find out.

The Rita Hayworth primitive offers hers, but it's a link and not a comment, and I'm not in the mood to check out links.

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grasswire  (1000+ posts)      Tue Feb-10-09 12:46 AM
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11. toast -- lots and lots of toast

...with butter and some orange marmalade and french roast french press with real cream. I miss toast so much.

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sazemisery  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-10-09 04:49 AM
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13. Not fair

ONE last meal would not be enough. A week of revelry and banquet tables full of every type of food imaginable.

Hey!! You only live once and I could hardly narrow it down to a few foods. And besides, if it is the end, what better way to exit than with a party with food.

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Phentex  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-10-09 07:25 AM
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15. Side of beef, peppercorn sauce, potatoes of any kind...roasted asparagus and any kind of chocolate for dessert. I'm easy!
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Re: sparkling husband primitive's Last Dinner
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 07:26:38 AM »
Such indulgences.  Shouldn't they be considering the hungry children of the world who'll never get a last meal?

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Re: sparkling husband primitive's Last Dinner
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 08:07:38 AM »
sparkling husband primitive's Last Dinner  ....is she fix'n to kill 'im or something?
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Re: sparkling husband primitive's Last Dinner
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 08:37:00 AM »
With the way the eat their own in time of unrest I would have thought that they would have gone for liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive's Last Dinner
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2009, 08:44:47 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 10, 2009, 08:07:38 AM
sparkling husband primitive's Last Dinner  ....is she fix'n to kill 'im or something?

I don't think the sparkling husband primitive's wife has to lift a hand, to do away with him.

Remember, the sparkling husband primitive mentioned last week that he had had a heart attack some time ago, and heart surgery, and at 208 pounds, his physician "would be happy" if he got down to 190 pounds.

If the physician would be happy with the sparkling husband primitive being 190 pounds, that means the "ideal" weight for the sparkling husband primitive is probably circa 165-175 pounds, but good physicians try to not impose "unreasonable" excpectations on their patients.

So the sparkling husband primitive's probably circa 40 pounds overweight, which isn't good for a male well into his seventh decade of life.

Add to that, that the sparkling husband primitive imagines himself a gourmand, a gourmet, a connoiseuer--when in fact he's just a decadent glutton, and can't resist fine dining, and lots of it.

Not being God, none of us know when the sparkling husband primitive is going to sit down to his Last Supper, but it's probably reasonable to assume it's going to happen long before it has to happen, and it's his own fault.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive's Last Dinner
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2009, 09:20:14 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 10, 2009, 08:44:47 AM
I don't think the sparkling husband primitive's wife has to lift a hand, to do away with him.

Remember, the sparkling husband primitive mentioned last week that he had had a heart attack some time ago, and heart surgery, and at 208 pounds, his physician "would be happy" if he got down to 190 pounds.

If the physician would be happy with the sparkling husband primitive being 190 pounds, that means the "ideal" weight for the sparkling husband primitive is probably circa 165-175 pounds, but good physicians try to not impose "unreasonable" excpectations on their patients.

So the sparkling husband primitive's probably circa 40 pounds overweight, which isn't good for a male well into his seventh decade of life.

Add to that, that the sparkling husband primitive imagines himself a gourmand, a gourmet, a connoiseuer--when in fact he's just a decadent glutton, and can't resist fine dining, and lots of it.

Not being God, none of us know when the sparkling husband primitive is going to sit down to his Last Supper, but it's probably reasonable to assume it's going to happen long before it has to happen, and it's his own fault.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive's Last Dinner
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2009, 10:24:51 AM »
Bozo must be on a diet.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive's Last Dinner
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2009, 12:58:17 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on February 10, 2009, 10:24:51 AM
Bozo must be on a diet.

That's the first thing I thought too. If he's going to be successful he needs to think about something else. Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive's Last Dinner
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2009, 01:06:08 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on February 10, 2009, 12:58:17 PM
That's the first thing I thought too. If he's going to be successful he needs to think about something else. Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive's Last Dinner
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2009, 01:21:05 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on February 10, 2009, 01:09:57 PM
Considering that before an execution, they stuff your ass with about 4 pounds of cotton and make you wear a diaper so the sight of you soiling yourself doesn't upset the gallery, it doesn't really matter what you eat beforehand.

So I'm guessing that would be the one time where it would be advantageous to be gay. At least you'd be used to having things shoved up your ass and you might get a little thrill before you die.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive's Last Dinner
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2009, 01:27:06 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on February 10, 2009, 12:58:17 PM
That's the first thing I thought too. If he's going to be successful he needs to think about something else. Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.

Cindie

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Re: sparkling husband primitive's Last Dinner
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2009, 01:33:50 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on February 10, 2009, 12:58:17 PM
That's the first thing I thought too. If he's going to be successful he needs to think about something else. Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.

Cindie

I have never been thin.
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